2 Years of Service
Good morning every one
And I have to come clean. After posting theemoji the whole week.
I have to admit, that I don't like coffee that much. Tea is my kink.
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3 Years of Service
IT will most likely be more females...
Just be grateful it wasn't one of those Asian Murder Hornets, apart from the sting and venom- they release a pheromone that lets other Asian Murder Hornets know where you are and that you killed one of their own... Then they're like the Mafia.
AND considering they have a stinger (1/4" long) that can penetrate a beekeeper's suit...and sting multiple times. You're gonna have a bad time, Mmm'kay.
It will be. It will be.Cause you'd be ok if he had sisters come after you ?
Yes, but if the scientists and engineers starve to death- what will they innovate then?
I was fixin' to make this point, but ya beat me to it... The males drink nectar and fruit juice. Their proboscis isn't strong enough to puncture skin.
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Just ask Conzi and he will give you that.
for some holes in returnWe want to see proof that you have such an image
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Good morning everyone! 
That actually sounds kinda scary...
so we don't really know if it rent free!
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Yeah, now, I was referring to before, when the threads where in m+ section.
I uhh don't know what to say about that.Thank you, kindly.
I don't know if I'd call it sleep. It just kinda happens, everything goes dark, and then I'm suddenly back in my body surprised that I'm not dead.
More like "La Petite Mort", tbth.
I don't hear of feel anything during those little "rest" periods.
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That actually sounds kinda scary...
Hope you got the sleep, you wanted Flaming!
Fun fact? Did you know male mosquitos don't bite & suck blood.
Only females do, and only when they're pregnant because they use the blood for its protein.
So when you're looking for mosquitos to kill?
Make sure you murder the pregnant female ones.
Speaking of Horrible Ways to torture Underlord, there are two options before us:
We pick someone with one of the highest LC accounts, then convince most of the P4's to donate a considerable amount to that person, thereby ensuring that person will forever und irreversibly pass Underlord in bank account size.
And there is nothing he can do about it.
Every day will be a day knowing his bank account is only the second largest.
Never again can he claim to be the richest.
I mean, we don't know if you're actually paying Bonki behind the scene,
so we don't really know if it rent free!
Things don't get cheesy if you wash better.
Damn, hope you're feeling better Roki1212!
How are you, I look forward to talking to you guys, Saturday I stayed in bed all day, nothing like food poisoning...
Ingredients
A cup of @Guz89
A spoon of @Shawnchapp
A slice of @BeowulfKnight
And
A scoup of @mime
...et ad congregandum eos coram me!
Summoning is complete!
A cup of @Guz89
A spoon of @Shawnchapp
A slice of @BeowulfKnight
And
A scoup of @mime
...et ad congregandum eos coram me!
Summoning is complete!
3 Years of Service
Believe me a lot better, but fuck for the rest of Friday and all Saturday I thought I was going to die.
I mean what... It's probably @igotacumquat fault, I got fooled and entered his VoF, and he wouldn't let me out, I only broke free today...
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A cat is happy to have a new cage. But...
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Wow. When we can't be pervs- we get all educational and shit?
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?Finally got a login window! Fuckers said they fixed things outside today, but now say they have send someone else for inside - in three fucking days!
Cable/internet is such a fucking farce. Effective monopoly and they don't give a shit. If I have to talk to another person in Mumbai trying to speak English to me and repeating my name every fourth word, I might need to do some target practice.
Don't worry - I'd limit it to inanimate objects some place safe, but I'm ready to blow some shit fucking up!
By the way - hullo to all the usual degenerates. Hope you're all having a very nice day that didn't involve incompetent people. At least I got in for a few minutes close to my collection time. Lost that connection in about 5 minutes. This is my second time in in the last 20 minutes.
Maybe one of the .44Mags - I want to destroy some shit...
Congrats.
You're journey has just begun...
Are you okay?
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There's some good stuff in Season 4. Are you going into Season 5 next? Are you streaming it- if so, you won't get to see all of Season 5... "Super Best Friends" has most likely been removed/banned.
Wow, really? Congrats.
Get in there while there's still stuff to see...
Have fun. Got your excuse right here.
3 Years of Service
Good to hear you're better.
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@igotacumquat you have to treat your friends in the van better!
2 Years of Service
Bonjour dear slum the dum. Here have a fancy gif:Good morning everyone!
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Yeah, now, I was referring to before, when the threads where in m+ section.I uhh don't know what to say about that.
That actually sounds kinda scary...Hope you got the sleep, you wanted Flaming!You must be registered to see attachments
I mean, we don't know if you're actually paying Bonki behind the scene,
so we don't really know if it rent free!
Hope it's what you imagined...
And we love him for it!Damn, hope you're feeling better Roki1212!Ingredients
A cup of @Guz89
A spoon of @Shawnchapp
A slice of @BeowulfKnight
And
A scoup of @mime
...et ad congregandum eos coram me!
Summoning is complete!
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Too clever?
3 Years of Service
The fact that he trapped me is nothing. *Get closer - I whispered* I heard him calling his mom and saying that he had caught another one and soon he would have a "COAT MADE OF SKIN"!Good to hear you're better.
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@igotacumquat you have to treat your friends in the van better!
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You get up and poison back that food!
How are you, I look forward to talking to you guys, Saturday I stayed in bed all day, nothing like food poisoning...
Gotta stand up for yourself in this life!
Show that food who's the most poisonous!
3 Years of Service
Mais oui, s'il-vous-plait.Bonjour dear slum the dum. Here have a fancy gif:
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Hi, good morning *in kids british accent*Good morning everyone!
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Yeah, now, I was referring to before, when the threads where in m+ section.I uhh don't know what to say about that.
That actually sounds kinda scary...Hope you got the sleep, you wanted Flaming!You must be registered to see attachments
I mean, we don't know if you're actually paying Bonki behind the scene,
so we don't really know if it rent free!
Hope it's what you imagined...
And we love him for it!Damn, hope you're feeling better Roki1212!Ingredients
A cup of @Guz89
A spoon of @Shawnchapp
A slice of @BeowulfKnight
And
A scoup of @mime
...et ad congregandum eos coram me!
Summoning is complete!
2 Years of Service
No you dummy (pun intended) jk. It is made to slow me down. Less words mess people don't need to fall asleep try to read my replies. I mean, I am fine to ramble but most it is nice to sometime just write less. I mean, someone.. lot of people actually, explained to me, if few words can talk the same talk, then why write a novella? I just said I like to make people get decent long explanation, or make them tired so i can send out my thralls to harvest their nice red stuff.Why? As you can see it doesn't slow me down.
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O ok, well, I don't know. I thought it was just old ones. Our family one never left Japan and never will as long I am alive. It is in a room just for our ancestors, mostly locked away. I would hate to see what my little vampire devilling's would do to Japanese population round here if the little blood suckers tried to convince themselves they are some kind of Yokai Samurai warrior. These Katana can cut of an arm quite easy apparently. Not that I want to find out. Although some visitors to my home things the Katana and armor have Kame spirits in them, but I don't care, they are happy. Just feed them bowl of soup each day and they wont hurt me heheEven a de-registered sword still has some great arduous process to go through. I was just reading about all the documentation and certifications you have to have just to get a so-so one out of the country. Even a brand, new custom made one (depending on the Smith can fall under their "Arts and Heritage" act. IT'S insane. BUT to have one would be so sweet, ngl.
Seriously, it only leave this room once or twice every year for our family things, so I didn't even know modern make Katana by decent smiths was also under Heritage act. Japan have some weird ass rules and laws. I cant even be bother to look this up lol. Too much bla bla.
Finally... you understand my true nature. Now no need to call me cute or nice or anything like this. It is foolishness my child... Pure foolishness. if you do I can put you in my private lake for few centuries. its nice and warm there, and plenty of things to play with.You ARE the DEVIL!
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I don't know that one either, but it's going on the list. A lot of the 80's Horror movies were just so much more original than the wank they're making today.
I was just about to tell you the Fog was a 1009s movie... NOPE! Im wrong. 1980. I never will think this, and yes, many western movies before year 2000 were really great, especially in 1970s and 1980s. This was when the actors were still amazing and directors know what they was doing. Now a lot is just a mess sadly. Too much bad acting, too much GGI and ridiculous plots that are copy from other movies. It is like they just don't care any more, while Asia is now on fire. Korea and Japan make some decent stuff, but Japanese movies can often be weird to foreigners, but ehh, its just they style i guess.
There you go dummy (as in crash dummy.... or maybe??? lol naaa you cool)/// I wrote some rants for ya to enjoy, so sit back in your comfy chair and remember one thing ... "We are watching... always watching..."
and for a very secret passion you have. I will end with your besties surprise. someone you really do like a lot but too dangerous and controversial for show here..
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2 Years of Service
congratulation on P4. Have fun.
3 Years of Service
Bonjour dear slum the dum. Here have a fancy gif:
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And hello to you mlp!
How's the moving going?
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Oh no, how horrible, and here I thought he was an upstanding guy!
And a good morning to you Jericho68
2 Years of Service
Riley and the Cat Girls! That would make a nice band name.
Slow but I think it'll be okay. We are at the crucial step of "earning enough money" to afford the move and whatnot. Gathering "the too small that they'll got lost in a second" objects in boxes. Otherwise they'll get lost
And hello to you mlp!
How's the moving going?
Eating most of the stuff in the fridge, since they might get thawed and spoil in this heat during the move.
3 Years of Service
You don't like grilled fumunda cheese sammiches?Things don't get cheesy if you wash better.
Enjoy that crusty, brown, crumbly, love nest.Now I'm imaging a giant wheel of cheese as a bed and melting into it with her
AND why is that?
BECAUSE people let her win and have her way. That's the problem- people are too afraid to stand up them.
WHY?
Because they're the loudest, most pig-ignorant, empty-threat issuing pieces of human garbage. The louder she gets- the more support she gets because people think she's important, interesting, leading them to some mythical "payday" because everyone knows a "Karen" get what she wants... That's the problem with society as a whole- simping to someone because it's the "path of least resistance". I seriously doubt some twat like a "Karen" would even dare enter in the arena with me. I'm nice to you people here, because I like you- you're a fun bunch. BUT like Dr. Bruce Banner famously once said, "Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."
Every single one of us has a darkside, inner demons, our "other" face- it's human nature.
Someone cuts you off in traffic, someone less deserving than you gets promoted at work (because of "favours"), your check gets shorted, your hours get cut, you're cheated on...whatever, these are things you have no control over. So you sigh, take a deep breath, turn the other cheek, but you store it up inside you...you "bottle" it up and it festers and stews and one fateful day- someone is gonna shake that bottle a little too much and "fuck around and find out".
Well, not having the ability to hear smoke alarms is a tad concerning...I uhh don't know what to say about that.
That actually sounds kinda scary...
Good Morning OG SDGood morning everyone!
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Yeah, now, I was referring to before, when the threads where in m+ section.I uhh don't know what to say about that.
That actually sounds kinda scary...Hope you got the sleep, you wanted Flaming!You must be registered to see attachments
I mean, we don't know if you're actually paying Bonki behind the scene,
so we don't really know if it rent free!
Hope it's what you imagined...
And we love him for it!Damn, hope you're feeling better Roki1212!Ingredients
A cup of @Guz89
A spoon of @Shawnchapp
A slice of @BeowulfKnight
And
A scoup of @mime
...et ad congregandum eos coram me!
Summoning is complete!
How are you on this fine Sunday morning?
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