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- Developer Name
- BerndSoft
- Developer Links
- BerndSoft
- Version
- 2.5
- Latest Update
- Aug 3, 2023
- Release Date
- Dec 21, 2015
- Language
- English
- OS
- Windows
- Linux
- MacOS
- Android
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Overview:
The story takes place in present-day Bavaria.
Socially awkward 24-year-old NEET Bernd Lauert starts a new life in the small mountain town of Unteralterbach.
He is forced to take a job at a local police station to help with the investigation of a gang of sex offenders.
But of course nothing is as it seems, and Bernd soon finds himself in a deep, supernatural mess.
Quick disclaimer: This is NOT Re-Mixed or any other redone or somehow severely altered version of the original game that may be (or may have been) in the making.
The initial goal of this version was to add a new translation, but after spending some time around the people from Re-Mixed team I have decided to go deeper and upgrade the game - while carefully preserving the OG made by BerndSoft team in its glory.
There are two versions to choose from:
Legacy version, this one is built using the old Ren'Py (6.18.3) and only includes basic improvements.
Upgraded version, the original game was ported to a newer Ren'Py version (8.1.1).
v. 2.5 Release Notes:
1. Some general typos fixed (for both English and German).
2. Rewired translation system (making it possible to correctly use more than two languages).
3. Implemented Russian translation (no Spanish at this moment, my apologies).
4. Reworked and finished the “Typing” dialogue prompt code that is used during the battle with Ursula. Now it actually works correctly for every language in the game (also making it possible to trigger the special Game Over). You will see "tippt" for German, "typing" for English, "ввод" for Russian.
5. Slight original code optimization to make it more efficient.
6. (2.5D) Upgraded Ren'Py from 6.18.3 to 8.1.1. This transition also fixed some inherent bugs like the cropped fullscreen scaling and inability to make screenshots when certain system languages are used.
Android version:
Along with the PC version improvements, this version includes a number of workarounds to make it playable on most devices:
1. Clickable OPTIONS button in the upper right corner of the screen.
2. Clickable dialogue history, making it possible to close it without getting stuck (but in most cases even if you get the exception error, just click "ignore").
3. Clickable buttons in Steffi battle.
Ursula's prompt question should trigger your device's digital keyboard, allowing you to enter the answer normally. Free roam should also work normally.
Modern MacOS version:
This one is built on an upgraded version of UAB, so it must be compatible with most newer Macintosh computers (now that Apple has dropped the 32-bit support).
The initial goal of this version was to add a new translation, but after spending some time around the people from Re-Mixed team I have decided to go deeper and upgrade the game - while carefully preserving the OG made by BerndSoft team in its glory.
There are two versions to choose from:
Legacy version, this one is built using the old Ren'Py (6.18.3) and only includes basic improvements.
Upgraded version, the original game was ported to a newer Ren'Py version (8.1.1).
v. 2.5 Release Notes:
1. Some general typos fixed (for both English and German).
2. Rewired translation system (making it possible to correctly use more than two languages).
3. Implemented Russian translation (no Spanish at this moment, my apologies).
4. Reworked and finished the “Typing” dialogue prompt code that is used during the battle with Ursula. Now it actually works correctly for every language in the game (also making it possible to trigger the special Game Over). You will see "tippt" for German, "typing" for English, "ввод" for Russian.
5. Slight original code optimization to make it more efficient.
6. (2.5D) Upgraded Ren'Py from 6.18.3 to 8.1.1. This transition also fixed some inherent bugs like the cropped fullscreen scaling and inability to make screenshots when certain system languages are used.
Android version:
Along with the PC version improvements, this version includes a number of workarounds to make it playable on most devices:
1. Clickable OPTIONS button in the upper right corner of the screen.
2. Clickable dialogue history, making it possible to close it without getting stuck (but in most cases even if you get the exception error, just click "ignore").
3. Clickable buttons in Steffi battle.
Ursula's prompt question should trigger your device's digital keyboard, allowing you to enter the answer normally. Free roam should also work normally.
Modern MacOS version:
This one is built on an upgraded version of UAB, so it must be compatible with most newer Macintosh computers (now that Apple has dropped the 32-bit support).
4.1 LOLICON QUEST MODE
This section is only to help you to score on the lolis (eleven in total). You can also score on the MILFS, but if you do that, you can't obtain all the loli scenes. If you want only the MILFs, check the MILF QUEST MODE section.
Bernd's Apartment (Night)
"Yes, I'm tired of this idle life of mine."
Town Square (Day) (Overweight Villager)
"...please excuse me. I didn't sleep well last night."
"...I'm in a considerable hurry, and really have to go."
Office (Evening)
"No problem! It's just porn, after all..."
Interrogation
At some point you'll be able to click the button "Press" (top left of screen) but you have to do it when these sentences (in green fonts) are on screen:
"The girl next door has a few strange habits... Tolerant as I am, I never interfere. Except this one time."
"What misdeed did you see yourself forced to commit?" (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
"Okay...I admit that what I did maybe wasn't very nice, but it was necessary. We all know that such situations can occur from time to time."
"You „defended“ yourself by force..." (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
"So as you can see, you have nothing on me. All of us Unteralterbachers are decent people. Unlike you, I'm afraid."
"...really childish of you both." (Dialog Choice, Option 1)
"You know, one of my closest neighbors is a little girl. She lives in a villa and is alone a lot. I kind of act as her protector."
"That means you've misunderstood the situation." (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
"I watch over her from my window. I want her to grow up in a violence-free environment, and will do everything in my power to help realize this. After all, I'm a pacifist myself."
"...you're standing in a glass house." (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
Town Square (Night) (Festival)
"I should go meet the girls immediately."
Somewhere in Mecca at the beginning of the 7th century AD (Dream)
Palace (Day)(Palace Guard)
"Forgive my foolishness, good sir. How may I serve you?"
Inside Palace (Aisha and Mohammed)
"The new Samsung Galaxy!"
Prize: Decorated Dagger
"I will attend your lovemaking."
*** LOLI SCENE # 1: AISHA BINT ABU BAKR ***
Outside Office (Day)(Laura Belanova)
"I'd like to find out more about who's causing problems for her."
Office (Day)
Prize: Camera
Outside Office (Day)
"'Course! They've probably got some good stuff."
Bakery (Day) (Baker Büttner)
"...fuck off at the speed of light?!"
Prize: Pretzel Sticks
Forest (Day)
"...I'll go right, towards this delicious smell of... strawberries."
"...take the tighter strawberry path. I prefer it tight."
Forest (Day)(Battle with forest fairies)
Just lose by clicking on "WAIT"
*** LOLI SCENE # 2: FOREST FAIRIES ***
Outside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)
"...I have a particular interest in castles."
Inside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)
"Uh... How about no?"
Prize: CiD Songbook
"Out with it! What have your "witch daughters" done wrong, hmm?"
"Y-you seriously do this?"
"I should have a look around the castle, to see if I can find her twins."
Outside Castle
"I creep into the backyard to have a look."
"I look on the window sill."
"I look under the doormat."
"I won't move. Just stay quiet."
"I look in the bushes."
"I'd rather be impotent than caught."
"I'll call out for the girls."
"I'll call out for the key."
Labyrinth
Click on footprints in the center of screen.
Then click on footprints in this order:
Right.
Left.
Straight.
Right.
Right.
Straight.
Left.
Straight.
Dungeon Master (Joseph Ritzel)
"I jump cowardly to the side."
"I duck. Not much else I can do."
"I either strike first, or I die."
"This would only end in tears! I kick him without warning!"
"It's now or never! I kick him cowardly in the back."
Witch Twins Dungeon
"I'm completely in their power, whatever it is they're planning!"
*** LOLI SCENE # 3: ANN-CHRISTIN AND KATHRIN VON SCHLECHTENTHAL ***
Outside Dungeon
"Okay, but only because it's you. And not forever!"
Town Square (Night) (Annemarie)
"Oh well, I guess you'd explode if you didn't have someone to read it to."
"Let's just say that you're a young lady."
Outside Bernd’s Apartment (Day) (Crowd)
"So they could no longer take being locked up in a dungeon, then."
"...had two penises. Only then would they have agreed to move in with me."
"You've already squandered your credibility."
Inside Convention Center
"I'll head outside to the parking lot for some fresh air."
Outside Convention Center (Day)(Maja)
"Stay where you are, young lady!"
"Everyone deserves a bit of relaxation once in a while. This is gonna be great!"
"Oh well! I'll start my cuddle attack!"
"I...think I might actually enjoy that, Maja..."
*** LOLI SCENE # 4: MAJA GRÜNZEUG ***
Outside Convention Center (Day)(After banged Maja)
"...I keep that stuff safe for you?"
Prize: Maja's weed stash.
Town Square (Night) (Laura Belanova)
"...take a closer look, and show some courage!"
"Sure, Bernd. You just love hanging out with strangers."
"Indirectly support the Ukrainian mafia? Gladly."
Outside Laura's House
"Just let him watch then..."
Inside Laura's House
"Your wish is my command."
*** LOLI SCENE # 5: LAURA BELANOVA ***
Town Square (Day) (Skinny Villager)
"It's far worse for the children here than you might think."
Office (Day)
"...some kind of phone."
"It's mine! Everyone wants to talk to me!"
"...this naughty „Kindergarten Manager“."
"Yes, Columbo here. At your service."
Büttner Bakery (Day)
"I'll check it out right away."
"Then I'll help myself you myself. But let's be quick."
"I'll give you a „cream pie“ you'll never forget!"
*** LOLI SCENE # 6: NELE BÜTTNER AND STEPHANIE ***
Free Walk Quest (Town Square) (Day)
(Note: The ingame save option is deactivated, but you can return to your apartment and use your computer to save the game anytime you want.)
From outside apartment click Right. Town Square. Click Straight, Straight. Convention Center. Pick THREADED ROD under the blue car of the left. On inventory, use THREADED ROD with RED HERRING under the car of the right. Return to Town Square. Click on upper left arrow. Return to Convention Center. Combine STEFFI 'S SONG BOOK with RED HERRING. Use ROLLED PICKLED with passage. Click on the trash can to the left of the tentacles. Combine RUBBER CHICKEN with PLASTIC BALL. Use SLING with the tentacles. Click on broken window of the grey car. Use IPAD with manhole. Go to the left. Click on Maja. Go to the Right, Straight. Inside Convention Center click Right. Pick up magazine on floor. Return to Town Square. Click on Laura Belanova on bench, click on bottom left arrow (to Pedro’s Pizzeria). Click on Henrike.
Outside Pedro’s Pizzeria (Day) (Alice Weißer)
"As if! And if I had a go, it would be every second one!"
"Leader?! Not even the German GILF-association wants you!"
"I bet all you really need is a good hard fucking!"
Outside Pedro's Pizzeria (Day) (Henrike Fuchs)
"Well, come here, you little cock-addicted hussy!"
*** LOLI SCENE # 7: HENRIKE FUCHS ***
Enter Pedro’s Pizzeria and leave. Go back to Convention Center. Get in. Click Right. Click on top arrow.
Inside Convention Center (Day) (Sascha Trollbo)
"Sasha, you Vodafone whore!"
"Just go back to Four Channel, you gaylord!"
"I hope they'll hang you, you schmuck!"
"...a fail-expert!"
"Blood Polka...!"
"Insert the CD"
Click on "Stop Playback" anytime to stop it.
If you listen it until the end, eventually will pop-up two choices:
1. "Again!"
2. "OK, that's enough."
Inside Convention Center (Day) (Kim Hartmann)
"And then we'll sit down at this laptop, Kim."
*** LOLI SCENE # 8: KIM HARTMANN ***
Click on bottom arrow. Return to Town Square. Click on top left arrow. Click on Jörg Mouss.
Rap Duel (Jörg Mouss)
"...but I'll dare it just the same!"
"I hear it goes far up, this clique."
"To hunt molesters effectively."
"...feigning excitement must have left you scarred."
Return to Town Square. Go straight. Click on Annemarie on bench. Return to Jörg Mouss. Click on him.
Rap Duel Again (Jörg Mouss)
"For hot, little girls make you shriek."
"'Cause **** scum's what you were born to be."
"You'd much rather fuck kids in your yard."
"...those criminals have a lot to answer for."
"Luring ****phile trash to their doom."
"I have no doubt that that's how it is."
Return to Annemarie. Click on her.
Return to Jörg Mouss. Click on him.
Final Rap Duel (Jörg Mouss)
"For hot, little girls make you shriek."
"'Cause **** scum's what you were born to be."
"You'd much rather fuck kids in your yard."
"...yet all you see in a child is a whore."
"And how many schoolgirls did that Werner groom?"
"Yet secretly, you long for a child to French kiss."
Click again on Jörg Mouss.
"...think up some way of dealing with the laptop."
"...carry it around with me through the village, until I can think of something."
Return to Town Square. Click on footprints by the trash can. Click on top right arrow (to Office). Get in.
Prize: Keychain
Return to Town Square. Click on footprints again.
Inside Advertising Column (Day) (Annemarie)
"Yes, my lady..."
*** LOLI SCENE # 9: ANNEMARIE REITER ***
Return to Convention Center and get in.
Inside Convention Center (Day)
"Alice Weißer is as good as dead!"
"I'll kick Karl-Gustav into orbit!"
Karl-Gustav von Schlechtenthal
"...nonsense you've said before, in Kelkheim!"
"...reciting text to strangers without indicating the original source."
"...a blatant copy and paste of Minister Jung's words."
"...your own, patronizing rambling, you bugbear."
"It's Baroness Steffi's turn now!"
Quick Time Event (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)
(Note: After each dialog choice you have a few seconds to push the correspondent key on your keyboard).
"...admire your radiant beauty, O Queen?" Push (X)
"...it easily surpasses the Versailles! Truly!" Push (A)
"...my shame in the face of your charitable nature." Push (Y)
"...a sign that the German monarchy is about to return." Push (X)
"Til Geiger needs to be taught a lesson!"
Til Geiger
"Well, it's all due to your education of her."
"...your horrible ex-wife?"
"It's quite the opposite! Haha!"
"You know I can't do this, little one."
*** LOLI SCENE # 10: EMILY GEIGER ***
Convention Center Auditorium (Day) (Battle with Ursula)
(Note: After every correct answer you have the opportunity to attack her. Just click on her face and then click on those moving spheres. Is a little tricky but not impossible. Good luck!)
"Tongue-twisting alliterations."
Backspace text and type Belanova, then press enter.
"Three."(Choose "Four" if you have sex with Laura the day of Free Walk Quest.)
"The Hymn of Bavaria."
"Section for the Eradication of Child Sex-abuse."
"The path to the right."
"A green cucumber."
If you still failed to beat her, there are additional answers:
"Stern forefinger."
"Pump Girlz."
"Colleague Huber."
After defeat Ursula (Rosie)
"Film it! Record it for future generations!"
Epilog
Outside Apartment (Day)
"Sure. I'm not a coward anymore."
"It's okay. I'll be quick."
Pizza Palace (Day)
Here you can click on every character of the game. Also you can click on the magazine on the floor. (If you collected all 9 dvds you can see the covers here).
Finally, click on arrow sign by the stairs (Büro B. Lauert).
"Yeah. I'll take my leave and go upstairs, to my office."
Congratulations. You succeeded to complete the game.
*Last Scene
There is a final loli scene with...Bernd's little sister! (That's too much if you ask me).
How to get it:
Start a new game.
Bernd's Apartment (Night)
"Yes, I'm tired of this idle life of mine."
Town Square (Day) (Overweight Villager)
"...please excuse me. I didn't sleep well last night."
"...I'm in a considerable hurry, and really have to go."
Office (Evening)
"Ugh! Shit! My poor head. I've had enough, for good!"
"...and going back home to my family."
Bernd Basement (Day) (Laura Lauert)
"No way! I am, after all, a sick pig who needs to die."
*** LOLI SCENE # 11: LAURA LAUERT ***
This section is only to help you to score on the lolis (eleven in total). You can also score on the MILFS, but if you do that, you can't obtain all the loli scenes. If you want only the MILFs, check the MILF QUEST MODE section.
Bernd's Apartment (Night)
"Yes, I'm tired of this idle life of mine."
Town Square (Day) (Overweight Villager)
"...please excuse me. I didn't sleep well last night."
"...I'm in a considerable hurry, and really have to go."
Office (Evening)
"No problem! It's just porn, after all..."
Interrogation
At some point you'll be able to click the button "Press" (top left of screen) but you have to do it when these sentences (in green fonts) are on screen:
"The girl next door has a few strange habits... Tolerant as I am, I never interfere. Except this one time."
"What misdeed did you see yourself forced to commit?" (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
"Okay...I admit that what I did maybe wasn't very nice, but it was necessary. We all know that such situations can occur from time to time."
"You „defended“ yourself by force..." (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
"So as you can see, you have nothing on me. All of us Unteralterbachers are decent people. Unlike you, I'm afraid."
"...really childish of you both." (Dialog Choice, Option 1)
"You know, one of my closest neighbors is a little girl. She lives in a villa and is alone a lot. I kind of act as her protector."
"That means you've misunderstood the situation." (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
"I watch over her from my window. I want her to grow up in a violence-free environment, and will do everything in my power to help realize this. After all, I'm a pacifist myself."
"...you're standing in a glass house." (Dialog Choice, Option 2)
Town Square (Night) (Festival)
"I should go meet the girls immediately."
Somewhere in Mecca at the beginning of the 7th century AD (Dream)
Palace (Day)(Palace Guard)
"Forgive my foolishness, good sir. How may I serve you?"
Inside Palace (Aisha and Mohammed)
"The new Samsung Galaxy!"
Prize: Decorated Dagger
"I will attend your lovemaking."
*** LOLI SCENE # 1: AISHA BINT ABU BAKR ***
Outside Office (Day)(Laura Belanova)
"I'd like to find out more about who's causing problems for her."
Office (Day)
Prize: Camera
Outside Office (Day)
"'Course! They've probably got some good stuff."
Bakery (Day) (Baker Büttner)
"...fuck off at the speed of light?!"
Prize: Pretzel Sticks
Forest (Day)
"...I'll go right, towards this delicious smell of... strawberries."
"...take the tighter strawberry path. I prefer it tight."
Forest (Day)(Battle with forest fairies)
Just lose by clicking on "WAIT"
*** LOLI SCENE # 2: FOREST FAIRIES ***
Outside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)
"...I have a particular interest in castles."
Inside Castle (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)
"Uh... How about no?"
Prize: CiD Songbook
"Out with it! What have your "witch daughters" done wrong, hmm?"
"Y-you seriously do this?"
"I should have a look around the castle, to see if I can find her twins."
Outside Castle
"I creep into the backyard to have a look."
"I look on the window sill."
"I look under the doormat."
"I won't move. Just stay quiet."
"I look in the bushes."
"I'd rather be impotent than caught."
"I'll call out for the girls."
"I'll call out for the key."
Labyrinth
Click on footprints in the center of screen.
Then click on footprints in this order:
Right.
Left.
Straight.
Right.
Right.
Straight.
Left.
Straight.
Dungeon Master (Joseph Ritzel)
"I jump cowardly to the side."
"I duck. Not much else I can do."
"I either strike first, or I die."
"This would only end in tears! I kick him without warning!"
"It's now or never! I kick him cowardly in the back."
Witch Twins Dungeon
"I'm completely in their power, whatever it is they're planning!"
*** LOLI SCENE # 3: ANN-CHRISTIN AND KATHRIN VON SCHLECHTENTHAL ***
Outside Dungeon
"Okay, but only because it's you. And not forever!"
Town Square (Night) (Annemarie)
"Oh well, I guess you'd explode if you didn't have someone to read it to."
"Let's just say that you're a young lady."
Outside Bernd’s Apartment (Day) (Crowd)
"So they could no longer take being locked up in a dungeon, then."
"...had two penises. Only then would they have agreed to move in with me."
"You've already squandered your credibility."
Inside Convention Center
"I'll head outside to the parking lot for some fresh air."
Outside Convention Center (Day)(Maja)
"Stay where you are, young lady!"
"Everyone deserves a bit of relaxation once in a while. This is gonna be great!"
"Oh well! I'll start my cuddle attack!"
"I...think I might actually enjoy that, Maja..."
*** LOLI SCENE # 4: MAJA GRÜNZEUG ***
Outside Convention Center (Day)(After banged Maja)
"...I keep that stuff safe for you?"
Prize: Maja's weed stash.
Town Square (Night) (Laura Belanova)
"...take a closer look, and show some courage!"
"Sure, Bernd. You just love hanging out with strangers."
"Indirectly support the Ukrainian mafia? Gladly."
Outside Laura's House
"Just let him watch then..."
Inside Laura's House
"Your wish is my command."
*** LOLI SCENE # 5: LAURA BELANOVA ***
Town Square (Day) (Skinny Villager)
"It's far worse for the children here than you might think."
Office (Day)
"...some kind of phone."
"It's mine! Everyone wants to talk to me!"
"...this naughty „Kindergarten Manager“."
"Yes, Columbo here. At your service."
Büttner Bakery (Day)
"I'll check it out right away."
"Then I'll help myself you myself. But let's be quick."
"I'll give you a „cream pie“ you'll never forget!"
*** LOLI SCENE # 6: NELE BÜTTNER AND STEPHANIE ***
Free Walk Quest (Town Square) (Day)
(Note: The ingame save option is deactivated, but you can return to your apartment and use your computer to save the game anytime you want.)
From outside apartment click Right. Town Square. Click Straight, Straight. Convention Center. Pick THREADED ROD under the blue car of the left. On inventory, use THREADED ROD with RED HERRING under the car of the right. Return to Town Square. Click on upper left arrow. Return to Convention Center. Combine STEFFI 'S SONG BOOK with RED HERRING. Use ROLLED PICKLED with passage. Click on the trash can to the left of the tentacles. Combine RUBBER CHICKEN with PLASTIC BALL. Use SLING with the tentacles. Click on broken window of the grey car. Use IPAD with manhole. Go to the left. Click on Maja. Go to the Right, Straight. Inside Convention Center click Right. Pick up magazine on floor. Return to Town Square. Click on Laura Belanova on bench, click on bottom left arrow (to Pedro’s Pizzeria). Click on Henrike.
Outside Pedro’s Pizzeria (Day) (Alice Weißer)
"As if! And if I had a go, it would be every second one!"
"Leader?! Not even the German GILF-association wants you!"
"I bet all you really need is a good hard fucking!"
Outside Pedro's Pizzeria (Day) (Henrike Fuchs)
"Well, come here, you little cock-addicted hussy!"
*** LOLI SCENE # 7: HENRIKE FUCHS ***
Enter Pedro’s Pizzeria and leave. Go back to Convention Center. Get in. Click Right. Click on top arrow.
Inside Convention Center (Day) (Sascha Trollbo)
"Sasha, you Vodafone whore!"
"Just go back to Four Channel, you gaylord!"
"I hope they'll hang you, you schmuck!"
"...a fail-expert!"
"Blood Polka...!"
"Insert the CD"
Click on "Stop Playback" anytime to stop it.
If you listen it until the end, eventually will pop-up two choices:
1. "Again!"
2. "OK, that's enough."
Inside Convention Center (Day) (Kim Hartmann)
"And then we'll sit down at this laptop, Kim."
*** LOLI SCENE # 8: KIM HARTMANN ***
Click on bottom arrow. Return to Town Square. Click on top left arrow. Click on Jörg Mouss.
Rap Duel (Jörg Mouss)
"...but I'll dare it just the same!"
"I hear it goes far up, this clique."
"To hunt molesters effectively."
"...feigning excitement must have left you scarred."
Return to Town Square. Go straight. Click on Annemarie on bench. Return to Jörg Mouss. Click on him.
Rap Duel Again (Jörg Mouss)
"For hot, little girls make you shriek."
"'Cause **** scum's what you were born to be."
"You'd much rather fuck kids in your yard."
"...those criminals have a lot to answer for."
"Luring ****phile trash to their doom."
"I have no doubt that that's how it is."
Return to Annemarie. Click on her.
Return to Jörg Mouss. Click on him.
Final Rap Duel (Jörg Mouss)
"For hot, little girls make you shriek."
"'Cause **** scum's what you were born to be."
"You'd much rather fuck kids in your yard."
"...yet all you see in a child is a whore."
"And how many schoolgirls did that Werner groom?"
"Yet secretly, you long for a child to French kiss."
Click again on Jörg Mouss.
"...think up some way of dealing with the laptop."
"...carry it around with me through the village, until I can think of something."
Return to Town Square. Click on footprints by the trash can. Click on top right arrow (to Office). Get in.
Prize: Keychain
Return to Town Square. Click on footprints again.
Inside Advertising Column (Day) (Annemarie)
"Yes, my lady..."
*** LOLI SCENE # 9: ANNEMARIE REITER ***
Return to Convention Center and get in.
Inside Convention Center (Day)
"Alice Weißer is as good as dead!"
"I'll kick Karl-Gustav into orbit!"
Karl-Gustav von Schlechtenthal
"...nonsense you've said before, in Kelkheim!"
"...reciting text to strangers without indicating the original source."
"...a blatant copy and paste of Minister Jung's words."
"...your own, patronizing rambling, you bugbear."
"It's Baroness Steffi's turn now!"
Quick Time Event (Steffi von Schlechtenthal)
(Note: After each dialog choice you have a few seconds to push the correspondent key on your keyboard).
"...admire your radiant beauty, O Queen?" Push (X)
"...it easily surpasses the Versailles! Truly!" Push (A)
"...my shame in the face of your charitable nature." Push (Y)
"...a sign that the German monarchy is about to return." Push (X)
"Til Geiger needs to be taught a lesson!"
Til Geiger
"Well, it's all due to your education of her."
"...your horrible ex-wife?"
"It's quite the opposite! Haha!"
"You know I can't do this, little one."
*** LOLI SCENE # 10: EMILY GEIGER ***
Convention Center Auditorium (Day) (Battle with Ursula)
(Note: After every correct answer you have the opportunity to attack her. Just click on her face and then click on those moving spheres. Is a little tricky but not impossible. Good luck!)
"Tongue-twisting alliterations."
Backspace text and type Belanova, then press enter.
"Three."(Choose "Four" if you have sex with Laura the day of Free Walk Quest.)
"The Hymn of Bavaria."
"Section for the Eradication of Child Sex-abuse."
"The path to the right."
"A green cucumber."
If you still failed to beat her, there are additional answers:
"Stern forefinger."
"Pump Girlz."
"Colleague Huber."
After defeat Ursula (Rosie)
"Film it! Record it for future generations!"
Epilog
Outside Apartment (Day)
"Sure. I'm not a coward anymore."
"It's okay. I'll be quick."
Pizza Palace (Day)
Here you can click on every character of the game. Also you can click on the magazine on the floor. (If you collected all 9 dvds you can see the covers here).
Finally, click on arrow sign by the stairs (Büro B. Lauert).
"Yeah. I'll take my leave and go upstairs, to my office."
Congratulations. You succeeded to complete the game.
*Last Scene
There is a final loli scene with...Bernd's little sister! (That's too much if you ask me).
How to get it:
Start a new game.
Bernd's Apartment (Night)
"Yes, I'm tired of this idle life of mine."
Town Square (Day) (Overweight Villager)
"...please excuse me. I didn't sleep well last night."
"...I'm in a considerable hurry, and really have to go."
Office (Evening)
"Ugh! Shit! My poor head. I've had enough, for good!"
"...and going back home to my family."
Bernd Basement (Day) (Laura Lauert)
"No way! I am, after all, a sick pig who needs to die."
*** LOLI SCENE # 11: LAURA LAUERT ***
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