discussion Is it gay to fuck your homie in the ass but you didnt come and your socks were still on?

[richpalmer]

I typed that into Google, and this is the result.

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I mean, on the one hand, it is heartening to see that Google thinks that being gay is such a non-issue that it gives it a value of 1.

On the other hand, I am relatively certain that being professionally gay on the internet (or at least on OnlyFans) can be relatively profitable. Once again, Gemini can't do math.

 

[cbarnes1551]

According to some people on this site, as long as your homie calls themselves a "femboy", you could even let them fuck you, full nude, and still be considered straight.

 

[johnworky1]

no one believes you picked up girls at the club, friend.

 

[Snombert]

A real man always comes on time

 

[jsmith654837]

"Gee willikers Batman, that escalated quickly"

 

[someguy1178]

The real question is "Is the homie hot"?

 

[Intorpecido]

The real question is "Is the homie hot"?

You didn’t see that he’s heterosexual; that would mean he’s gay—just like when I help my friend in the bathroom. He has a chronic itching problem in his ass, so do you think I’m going to find a man attractive, especially a muscular 1.90 m tall, bronze-skinned man with a beautiful trail of filicida? He moans from relief from the itching, not from pleasure. He’s married and has 3 children, even though sometimes he needs help from more than one friend to relieve it.

 

[Aegie]

You didn’t see that he’s heterosexual; that would mean he’s gay—just like when I help my friend in the bathroom. He has a chronic itching problem in his ass, so do you think I’m going to find a man attractive, especially a muscular 1.90 m tall, bronze-skinned man with a beautiful trail of filicida? He moans from relief from the itching, not from pleasure. He’s married and has 3 children, even though sometimes he needs help from more than one friend to relieve it.

If that's the case, it's not gay at all! "Fuck" is too crass a word to describe that situation though, you're just helping him out with a medical problem. You wouldn't say your doctor fucks you during a prostate exam. This is no different.

 

[shota girl]

Is your homie a woman? Not gay. But how does blue balls help you at the clurb?

 

[Intorpecido]

If that's the case, it's not gay at all! "Fuck" is too crass a word to describe that situation though, you're just helping him out with a medical problem. You wouldn't say your doctor fucks you during a prostate exam. This is no different.

Voce tem toda razão, é igual ai ir fazer o exame de próstata.

 

[xXxLunaxXx]

If that's the case, it's not gay at all! "Fuck" is too crass a word to describe that situation though, you're just helping him out with a medical problem. You wouldn't say your doctor fucks you during a prostate exam. This is no different.

That’s true, because the doctor is wearing blue gloves for his examination, whereas he still had his socks on for "his examination", that makes a huge difference.

Voce tem toda razão, é igual ai ir fazer o exame de próstata.
You're absolutely right, it's the same as going for a prostate exam.

thats true...

 

[KrealMarks]

yes 100% gay

 

[Jetpaakkatt]

Dude it's gay not to

 

[jonrexx]

But did you say it first? If he said it first, then you have a problem.

i said it first!

 

[jonrexx]

yes 100% gay

ur the one that 100% gay

 

[SkullCowboy]

Just be sure to shout "SLAYER!!!!" whenever either of you blast a load and it automatically makes it not gay, no matter what.

 

[Intorpecido]

yes 100% gay

But he was wearing socks.

Just be sure to shout "SLAYER!!!!" whenever either of you blast a load and it automatically makes it not gay, no matter what.

Good tip, friend. I plan to use it next time I help my friend.

 

[KrealMarks]

But he was wearing socks.

Good tip, friend. I plan to use it next time I help my friend.

you got a great point, 30% gay

 

[jonrexx]

Just be sure to shout "SLAYER!!!!" whenever either of you blast a load and it automatically makes it not gay, no matter what.

great advice i will be sure to never scream "SLAYERYRRRRRRR!!!" at the top of my lungs during totally straight nonhomosexual gay sex.

 

[jonrexx]

no one believes you picked up girls at the club, friend.

really then ask your mother then