2 Years of Service
If there is no harem in that world then I will declare a harem and I will have my harem and it has to be agreed not with threats xd
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You wake up as a king. What is the first law you set? (Another WDYD)
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1 Year of Service
Well.. that's kinda how piracy isn't it?
Well as long as loot it plentyful I'm sure most men/women/whatever will follow
You monster!... Tell me more
Jesus W. ChristI plan on making a few, and then some more, and then some more...
they will be walking on SIX legs by the third generation. I remember a video about some dude so inbred that could only bark instead of talking... That: you're getting barking knights
1 Year of Service
But your majesty... won't the peasants revolt if you take the illusion of representation from the realm?
Out of obligation or just because they want to? If you play your cards rights they could do it and like it
OF course you can have your harem. You are GOD-EMPEROR. Who's gonna say no? The minister of saying no? you can just turn him into the minister of shit eating.
1 Year of Service
I can't. There would be spoilers ahead for Blackmailing the Family.
2 Years of Service
Not necessarily, many if not most of them were privateers in the service of some goverment.
Either way you need some safe port where you can rest and repair, sell off your loot, buy supplies, etc. Bad move to flip the bird at the guys running that port.
1 Year of Service
im now king of a wonderfull kingdom with a flourishing economy and a strong military, so naturally i would appoint as my second in command my trusty pet Pig "Filberto" and his word is law. Just to see what happens with my trusty Filberto and how long can he last until he is misteriously killed.
Naturally i would apoint a translator for the pig, a crazy man who says a bunch of nonsense.
True image of the cute Filberto prince of england.
Naturally i would apoint a translator for the pig, a crazy man who says a bunch of nonsense.
True image of the cute Filberto prince of england.
1 Year of Service
All women must serve the king for a week
1 Year of Service
Yep. People are not great once you get past the veneer. The only way to make them accept a logical and prosperous life is by a king with complete power over them
2 Years of Service
I always thought a harem would be pretty interesting as a concept, but it's hardly that good in reality. Realistic relationships are more like work, which is pretty scary to think about. I'd give everyone a good enough health care, a good enough minimum wage, then see if there's anything here that still needs to be addressed, and if not,just stay out of the public eye,until whoever it was made another mistake.
1 Year of Service
They also need port to get hookers, which may seem frivolous but... would be pretty much a priority for the sailors.
All Hail master Filberto and his 30 men entourage!im now king of a wonderfull kingdom with a flourishing economy and a strong military, so naturally i would appoint as my second in command my trusty pet Pig "Filberto" and his word is law. Just to see what happens with my trusty Filberto and how long can he last until he is misteriously killed.
Naturally i would apoint a translator for the pig, a crazy man who says a bunch of nonsense.
True image of the cute Filberto prince of england.
I can already see you as a dehydrated husk of a man sitting on a throne still sticky from bodily fluids with a smug grin on your face "worth it" you mutter as the next group of women enter the throne room"Having fun with each and every Female until I die, being my ultimate goal"!
To accomplish this, I would make the second law that says: "My council will take care of all matters of State, with the exception that they cannot do anything to interfere with their GOD EMPEROR accomplish his goal."
The third Law would be that: "Everyone will do everything to support their GOD EMPEROR accomplish his goal."
The fourth Law would be: "Death to anyone that interferes, in any way, with their GOD EMPEROR from accomplish his goal."
So if...
...and it is a "country" as you said, then I would assume there would be a "LOT" to "have fun with".
By the time I would even get though each one the first time, giving them each "my best shot", I would probably be dead from having "too much fun"!
And if I were able to continue, I would still keep going until I did die, as I would be having "too much fun" to stop/change!
Either way, I am sure that I would probably be dead from "having too much fun", before I would even get a chance with the next generation.
So, why worry about possible "inbreeding issues", or any "matters of State"?
SUMMIT YOU DAMN PEASANTS... for your own good or somenthing hahahaYep. People are not great once you get past the veneer. The only way to make them accept a logical and prosperous life is by a king with complete power over them
Well in this setting a harem could complicate matters of succesion.
I respect you for looking after your people and being a fair yet discreet ruler
1 Year of Service
Hmmm 1st law:
Women may only be impregnated by the King
men caught breaking the rule will become a Eunuch
Women may only be impregnated by the King
men caught breaking the rule will become a Eunuch
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2 Years of Service
Kingly constitution
Article 1
Article 1
- The King must have a Harem
- Tryouts to begin immediately
- The king is automatically on all females cheating Hall Passes
- World peace and prosperity
1 Year of Service
Prepare the gilding scissors!Hmmm 1st law:
Women may only be impregnated by the King
men caught breaking the rule will become a Eunuch
you do it for the kingdom really. you don't want your subjects to have subpar cooch so you test it beforehand
You got me with article 2 man. You got my sword
But your majesty please stop hanging them from the throne
and if your grace allows it... stop using them when the hot envoys from the goth/vampire kingdom come to relay missives from their liege
1 Year of Service
Not without a harem.
I'm gonna ban oversize clothing for girl. I could ban all clothing, but I won't for now.
That' the first thing that came to mind
I'm gonna ban oversize clothing for girl. I could ban all clothing, but I won't for now.
That' the first thing that came to mind
2 Years of Service
It seems to me that the first law enacted may be that it is OK to kill, chaos is best
3 Years of Service
Burgers have to be wider not taller. I'm not a snake I cant unhinge my fucking jaw!
1 Year of Service
First law i set is make brothels legal with heave regulation and taxes.
1 Year of Service
Nobody read this, this topic hit my love for resource management and colony building games, so I'm going to spend a lot of time on this.
Based on your proposal that I take on the role of "God Emperor" of a kingdom with a low level of technological development, low understanding of magic and a culture closer to the Renaissance without the good things, then...
My first order is to gather my entire cabinet and speak personally with each one, I need to know that the people I work with are not only competent, but also trustworthy. Anyone who is not up to the job I remove and put someone more competent in the position or I take on the position myself for the moment until I find someone to whom I can delegate that responsibility.
For now I would need those responsible for:
- Economy
- Security
- Agriculture
- Health
- Resources
- Infrastructure
- Education
- Religion
These are the bases for building a competent society. Ensuring wealth, keeping the kingdom safe from external and internal problems, ensuring food, structures for homes or performing specific tasks, having a more intelligent people and allowing spiritual growth.
The most urgent thing would be to secure food and have it distributed correctly, since fishing is important, it would be a small first investment because without adequate means of conservation, much would be lost if too much fishing is done. So the largest investment would go to the development of farms, crops and livestock are ways to secure food. Those would be the orders for the agriculture team, in addition part of the infrastructure team should be in charge of building the necessary facilities for this, but also a small group of the security team should be in charge of distributing food correctly, a fed town is a town that can work more and complain less.
My next step is for another section of the infrastructure team to improve the facilities for the collection and processing of minerals, wood and fiber, we need raw materials for future projects and having surpluses is always convenient for trade, although for the moment trade is something secondary, first I must lay the foundations.
Next comes a complicated task, reinforcing border controls and road security. I don't need bandits messing up the transportation of resources and food, this will tarnish my public image, but my orders are absolute. Bandits are sent to forced labor in the collection of non-food resources, it's that or the death penalty.
With enough food and resources I can begin to target more specific areas. The first thing will be to send part of the education team to make copies and copies of the original texts we have to be kept, then the health team to work on developing medicines and treatments to combat the different unexpected events, finally the infrastructure team should work on building public schools and public hospitals.
The first thing will be to make the population literate and teach them about hygiene. If my people are smarter they will know how to make better decisions in their daily lives and if my people are cleaner there will be less risk of diseases. A plague devastates societies faster than any weapon. The education team will organize the classes, they should not be too long or they will cause rejection, while the health team can begin to improve the physical condition of the people.
With people able to read, well fed and healthy, it is time to plant the seeds of development, with a public library to display copies of previously made texts and documents, let those minds develop and begin to create new ideas from different perspectives.
It is time to optimize, a greater investment in agriculture, improving the dirt roads to cobblestones, manufacturing new and better tools, new carts and new ships all more resistant and spacious to improve the transport of goods and of course, improvements in infrastructure, including also better housing for all to increase comfort. With more qualified people the work will be faster and of better quality, bringing experienced professionals to schools to share their secrets and knowledge will be key to this. Having happy and trained workers translates into the reduction of errors due to "I don't know, I can't, I don't want to."
With such a stable situation it is time to create new teams and expand my cabinet. The Trade team will be born from the Economy team and the Security team will be divided into External and Internal Security, also from the Resources team will be born the Production team.
I just realized how long it is getting, I'll leave it there XD
Based on your proposal that I take on the role of "God Emperor" of a kingdom with a low level of technological development, low understanding of magic and a culture closer to the Renaissance without the good things, then...
My first order is to gather my entire cabinet and speak personally with each one, I need to know that the people I work with are not only competent, but also trustworthy. Anyone who is not up to the job I remove and put someone more competent in the position or I take on the position myself for the moment until I find someone to whom I can delegate that responsibility.
For now I would need those responsible for:
- Economy
- Security
- Agriculture
- Health
- Resources
- Infrastructure
- Education
- Religion
These are the bases for building a competent society. Ensuring wealth, keeping the kingdom safe from external and internal problems, ensuring food, structures for homes or performing specific tasks, having a more intelligent people and allowing spiritual growth.
The most urgent thing would be to secure food and have it distributed correctly, since fishing is important, it would be a small first investment because without adequate means of conservation, much would be lost if too much fishing is done. So the largest investment would go to the development of farms, crops and livestock are ways to secure food. Those would be the orders for the agriculture team, in addition part of the infrastructure team should be in charge of building the necessary facilities for this, but also a small group of the security team should be in charge of distributing food correctly, a fed town is a town that can work more and complain less.
My next step is for another section of the infrastructure team to improve the facilities for the collection and processing of minerals, wood and fiber, we need raw materials for future projects and having surpluses is always convenient for trade, although for the moment trade is something secondary, first I must lay the foundations.
Next comes a complicated task, reinforcing border controls and road security. I don't need bandits messing up the transportation of resources and food, this will tarnish my public image, but my orders are absolute. Bandits are sent to forced labor in the collection of non-food resources, it's that or the death penalty.
With enough food and resources I can begin to target more specific areas. The first thing will be to send part of the education team to make copies and copies of the original texts we have to be kept, then the health team to work on developing medicines and treatments to combat the different unexpected events, finally the infrastructure team should work on building public schools and public hospitals.
The first thing will be to make the population literate and teach them about hygiene. If my people are smarter they will know how to make better decisions in their daily lives and if my people are cleaner there will be less risk of diseases. A plague devastates societies faster than any weapon. The education team will organize the classes, they should not be too long or they will cause rejection, while the health team can begin to improve the physical condition of the people.
With people able to read, well fed and healthy, it is time to plant the seeds of development, with a public library to display copies of previously made texts and documents, let those minds develop and begin to create new ideas from different perspectives.
It is time to optimize, a greater investment in agriculture, improving the dirt roads to cobblestones, manufacturing new and better tools, new carts and new ships all more resistant and spacious to improve the transport of goods and of course, improvements in infrastructure, including also better housing for all to increase comfort. With more qualified people the work will be faster and of better quality, bringing experienced professionals to schools to share their secrets and knowledge will be key to this. Having happy and trained workers translates into the reduction of errors due to "I don't know, I can't, I don't want to."
With such a stable situation it is time to create new teams and expand my cabinet. The Trade team will be born from the Economy team and the Security team will be divided into External and Internal Security, also from the Resources team will be born the Production team.
I just realized how long it is getting, I'll leave it there XD
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