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What's the strangest place you've fapped?

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Fuck It reminded me of a pervert in a shopping mall bathroom masturbating in the bathroom with the door open so he could watch. :sick:
No one was supposed to notice that, but I recognize that it was a mistake. I was younger than anyone in there.

I didn't make any noise and I thought I was disguising the shadows as much as possible, I don't know how he noticed. I thought if no one would notice it wouldn't be a problem.

Despite saying later in life I wanted to meant a few years later. I hope the two things are synonymous, but maybe not. I wouldn't do it as today.
 
High school French class while sitting at a table with a couple of girls I had crushes on. Either they didn't notice or we're so polite/embarrased they never said anything.
 
At work, so many times, it's not even worthy to be noted.
Once at school and once in a train (only 2 persons in the wagon).
 
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At work, so many times, it's not even worthy to be noted.
Once at school and once in a train (only 2 persons in the wagon).
if working in a riding stable or in a morgue could be fun :cool:
 
Stealth Fapping on the train...
 
Uff...i thought i could post 2-3 examples and be done...but after reading this topic and seeing all the common places you call strange i'm not even sure i can post the things i had in mind when i opend the topic...

Vehicles:
Bus, train, subway, police car, tractor, truck and of course in our van, parked and while driving.

School:
Every classroom i had (except 7f, there we had only religion and i never attended a single religion class), storage rooms (there i was mostly during religion), gym, gym storage room, sports field, in the secretary office while waiting for the headmaster to scold me for bad behavior. What? The secretary was sexy, had a white top, no bra and it was in the middle of summer, can you really blame me? ^^

Buildings:
In my office at work a few times every day, gym, dojo, clinic, town hall, police station, church, funeral chapel, barn, clubs and in some embassies, courts and shops.

Public:
Parks, graveyards, fields, playgrounds, at and in lakes, in the near river and i think on every bench at the riverside in my walking radius.

Special:
In a standing coffin in an undertaker's showroom, on a table in a bar (that was more a bold seducing show then masturbating, at least until she started masturbating too), in front of a burning barn and because of a bet on an angel at the fountain in front of the church at midday on a sunday...i won ^^

The special were the only things i wanted to post before i was reading this tame topic ^^
 
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Uff...i thought i could post 2-3 examples and be done...but after reading this topic and seeing all the common places you call strange i'm not even sure i can post the things i had in mind when i opend the topic...

Vehicles:
Bus, train, subway, police car, tractor, truck and of course in our van, parked and while driving.

School:
Every classroom i had (except 7f, there we had only religion and i never attended a single religion class), storage rooms (there i was mostly during religion), gym, gym storage room, sports field, in the secretary office while waiting for the headmaster to scold me for bad behavior. What? The secretary was sexy, had a white top, no bra and it was in the middle of summer, can you really blame me? ^^

Buildings:
In my office at work a few times every day, gym, dojo, clinic, town hall, police station, church, funeral chapel, barn, clubs and in some embassies, courts and shops.

Public:
Parks, graveyards, fields, playgrounds, at and in lakes, in the near river and i think on every bench at the riverside in my walking radius.

Special:
In a standing coffin in an undertaker's showroom, on a table in a bar (that was more a bold seducing show then masturbating, at least until she started masturbating too), in front of a burning barn and because of a bet on an angel at the fountain in front of the church at midday on a sunday...i won ^^

The special were the only things i wanted to post before i was reading this tame topic ^^
Have they ever caught you?
 
Well, lets say i'm banned from that bar...and i dont know if i would call what happend at the sports field "caught", i got a sockerball in the face and it almost knocked me out...still with a hand in my shorts.
And the bet could be, i mean, i was literally humping that angel while the masses left the church, but i think most of them thought i was drunk or high instead of masturbating ^^
At least none of it had any negative consequences, aside from avoiding the bar.
 
For masturbation, it was in a classroom. I was going through puberty at the time and had a one on one with a teacher due to a failed assignment. She left the room for a few minuets, so I just finished on the bottom of the desk.

For sex, I once fucked a girl on my cousins bed whilst he was sleeping in it. I was living with him back then, and he was pretty much my best friend. We used to throw a couple parties a week, so it was pretty common for some debauchery to take place. However, I don't think he was that drunk, and she was never known for being very quite... If I were to bet, he likely woke up during it, but pretended to be asleep to not disturb us.
 
While looking for mushrooms in a wood. I suppose I caught a different kind of shroom...
 
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In a car while on the highway.
 
Okay, I don't know if I want to ask, but curiosity somehow wins out: what made you horny out there?

Nothing in the wood by themselves, I just needed to blow some steam off and I required a secluded place.
 
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