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I see a lot of people on this site identifying themselves as a Gooner but found no dedicated thread for it. A travesty!

Well travest (?) no more, here it is! It is THE place to discuss Tricky Mik's Red & White Army.

Who was better, Bergkamp or Henry? Does Cashly Cole and RVP deserve the all the hate? Would you let Declan shag your Mrs? What are your hopes for the transfer window? Are we getting that big name striker in? Who will be challenging for the league this season? Will Man City get back to their best? Can Liverpool continue to operate at last season's level? Will Utd get relegated? Who knows!

One thing we do know is, we are:
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p.s. what do you think of Tottenham?
 

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Americans who are from the midwest mostly know Arsenal, and hate arsenal because of their owner, Stan Kroenke, who moved the St. Louis Rams to LA because St. Louis City wouldn't pay for his billion dollar stadium he wanted.

So, if a midwestern person casually watches soccer, the saying goes that their favorite team is whoever is playing against Arsenal.

So yah, Arsenal can go fuck off. ;)
 
Americans who are from the midwest mostly know Arsenal, and hate arsenal because of their owner, Stan Kroenke, who moved the St. Louis Rams to LA because St. Louis City wouldn't pay for his billion dollar stadium he wanted.

So, if a midwestern person casually watches soccer, the saying goes that their favorite team is whoever is playing against Arsenal.

So yah, Arsenal can go fuck off. ;)

Hahah. Never once have I agreed with an American on sports 🤣🤣.

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Americans who are from the midwest mostly know Arsenal, and hate arsenal because of their owner, Stan Kroenke, who moved the St. Louis Rams to LA because St. Louis City wouldn't pay for his billion dollar stadium he wanted.

So, if a midwestern person casually watches soccer, the saying goes that their favorite team is whoever is playing against Arsenal.

So yah, Arsenal can go fuck off. ;)

But if a midwestern person is watching the football, what are the other 3 people doing???

Lmsoooo. I think this sites full of Americans so not sure how many will actually have a clue what you're talking about. 😂

also not an arsenal fan :|


P.S. SHIT

This sort of gentle cultural trolling puts makes me giggle.

p.s and what do we think of shit?
 
But if a midwestern person is watching the football, what are the other 3 people doing???



This sort of gentle cultural trolling puts makes me giggle.

p.s and what do we think of shit?
Hahah. Just a bit of friendly banter.
And I realized I didn't answer ur questions lol.
To put it short. My opinions.

Henry over bergkamp.
As a united fan RVP was a baller. Fuck the haters.
Declan can most certainly not shag my mrs
Don't care about your transfer window. No players gonna help you finally win that league 😭
Youll get a mediocre striker and all the fans will say he's the best player in the world 🤣.
City's finished hopefully.
I don't see Liverpool dominating like they did this season but still will be competing.
And it's gonna take a few seasons for United to get back to the top. Hopefully cunha can change our attack 🤣


P.S. Tottenham
 
But if a midwestern person is watching the football, what are the other 3 people doing???



This sort of gentle cultural trolling puts makes me giggle.

p.s and what do we think of shit?
What are the other 3 midwesterner's doing? Well, on the porch watching the tornado go by. Duh.

lol seriously, tornados have been bad this year.
 
Well travest (?) no more, here it is! It is THE place to discuss Tricky Mik's Red & White Army.

Who was better, Bergkamp or Henry? Does Cashly Cole and RVP deserve the all the hate? Would you let Declan shag your Mrs? What are your hopes for the transfer window? Are we getting that big name striker in? Who will be challenging for the league this season? Will Man City get back to their best? Can Liverpool continue to operate at last season's level? Will Utd get relegated? Who knows!
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Ya know, soccers real funny, and the gooner joke is great. However.

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Ya know, soccers real funny, and the gooner joke is great. However.

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:unsure:

Depands how long its been since I've had a wash I suppose
Well, don't expect me to go sniffin on ya to find out. Who knows what a gooner like you will do if my face gets too close
 
I see a lot of people on this site identifying themselves as a Gooner but found no dedicated thread for it. A travesty!

Well travest (?) no more, here it is! It is THE place to discuss Tricky Mik's Red & White Army.

Who was better, Bergkamp or Henry? Does Cashly Cole and RVP deserve the all the hate? Would you let Declan shag your Mrs? What are your hopes for the transfer window? Are we getting that big name striker in? Who will be challenging for the league this season? Will Man City get back to their best? Can Liverpool continue to operate at last season's level? Will Utd get relegated? Who knows!

One thing we do know is, we are:
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p.s. what do you think of Tottenham?
Hahaha nice my grandad was an arsenal supporter and shit, what do we think of shit?
 
For the record, yes, I am an American. 😁

And yes, I do sit on my porch all the time watching the weather. :) 🤣❤️



"Gooner"...

This is what I found when I looked up the definition of a "Gooner"...

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Am I a "Gooner" based upon that definition...well, I am on LC and some other similar sites, so...? :unsure::ROFLMAO:

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***Note:

I have no opinion and/or thoughts regarding this subject, anyone's post(s)/comments, and/or your thread. I just read it because I was curious what this thread is about, and what the term "Gooner" meant.

This post is meant as a joke only, as I felt it might be funny to some people when I saw what I found. That "screenshot" really is what I found. the very first thing listed, when I searched for the definition of a "Gooner".

I sincerely hope that my post does not interrupt your thread, and/or offend anyone. 🙏


If it is an interruption, and/or if it is offensive to anyone, please let me know, so I can immediately delete my post, and apologize!

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Your good man. It's a play on words..arsenal fans referred to as gunners cuz of the logo and name of the club
 
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Finally. I can be a beta gooner for MILFs.:devilish::devilish::devilish:
 
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Hahaha nice my grandad was an arsenal supporter and shit, what do we think of shit?
T*TTENHAM!!!!!

For the record, yes, I am an American. 😁

And yes, I do sit on my porch all the time watching the weather. :) 🤣❤️



"Gooner"...

This is what I found when I looked up the definition of a "Gooner"...

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Am I a "Gooner" based upon that definition...well, I am on LC and some other similar sites, so...? :unsure::ROFLMAO:

❤️


***Note:

I have no opinion and/or thoughts regarding this subject, anyone's post(s)/comments, and/or your thread. I just read it because I was curious what this thread is about, and what the term "Gooner" meant.

This post is meant as a joke only, as I felt it might be funny to some people when I saw what I found. That "screenshot" really is what I found. the very first thing listed, when I searched for the definition of a "Gooner".

I sincerely hope that my post does not interrupt your thread, and/or offend anyone. 🙏


If it is an interruption, and/or if it is offensive to anyone, please let me know, so I can immediately delete my post, and apologize!

❤️
Wherever you are from is of no consequence my friend, what is important is to bring you to the attention of our Lord Savour, Jesus Christ Dennis Begkamp, and the joys of Tricky Mik's red and white army! Although on recent form, swap 'joy' for 'stress migraine'
Your good man. It's a play on words..arsenal fans referred to as gunners cuz of the logo and name of the club

I did a bit of a deep dive on this some time ago (and it was some time ago, certainly further back than last Thursday which is approaching the limit of my memory nowadays so the following may or may not be accurate) and the turn originated as a slur used by rival fans which supporters adopted to wear with pride.

Fans of the club had long been known as the 'gunners' as the club was originally Woolwhich Arsenal way back in the 1890's (might even have been earlier, too lazy to Google). Literally the place in Woolwich where all the weapons were stored. Hence the cannon on the club badge.

Post WWII until the 1970's the Arsenal fans were notoriously a bit rowdy. Hooligans even, if you would. The term Gooner was derived as a portmanteau of 'gunner' and 'hooligan' and used as insult by rival fans. Obviously the Arsenal fanbase, being mostly British (in the days before cub football wildly international) and unable to contain their genetic disposition for stealing other peoples stuff, stole the label and have been wearing it as a badge of pride ever since.

It's a bit unfortunate the term has become popular of late for meaning something unsuitable for polite conversation, but still not as unfortunate as having a club badge featuring a fucking CHICKEN STANDING ON TOP OF A BASKETBALL!!!!

In Australia, Goon is slang for cheap wine sold in 4 liter box The cardboard box is called a Goonbox, the sack inside known as Goonbag
I love bits of trivia like this. Exactly the sort of thing that wins the big money on Who wants to be a millionaire!
 
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