discussion Thoughts on Pineapple on Pizza?

[AbdulGoran]

Curry on pizza? BANANA on pizza? Gross.

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I know how it sounds but it's actually pretty good, the swedes have really done some amazing things with pizza innovation (probably through unethical means though).

 

[MattShizzle]

Whoever came up with that is probably on Italy's top 10 most wanted list. Or at least the "not allowed in the country" list.

 

[AbdulGoran]

The best part is that whoever did invent it named it africana just to throw off the authorities, guy knew he was breaking the law.

 

[exlurker]

Only with ham and cheese

That's the standard one. I have not seen any restaurant menus offering pineapple in other combinations.

 

[dwaxmountain]

Pizza on pineapple is peak and I'm tired of pretending it's not, sweet and savoury gang for life

 

[OtterPup]

Eating a slice of peperoni/pineapple/ham with stuffed crust right now.

 

[Shiroe]

I've tasted it, wasn't my thing and still isn't to this day. Warm pineapples isn't really my thing.

 

[Acindil]

I've always enjoyed Pineapple on Pizza, Pineapple on anything really, but I've never understood why people say "fruit doesn't belong on pizza" yet as far as I can remember I've never seen one person complain about olives being on pizza and that's been a thing for many many years.

 

[whisperpuppy]

 

[kryskyse]

Been in italy twice, both times they wanted to hang me for even questioning if they have pineapple at a pizza restaurant

 

[TheSamManBanLa]

haven't tried it yet but from just a glance at it, it just looks like sweet pizza to me so i probably won't reject it.

 

[MattShizzle]

Pizza + sweet =

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[fabiusg]

don't do it, don't know why people turn pizza into a cold salad or a pie, it is meant to be hot and crispy with melting cheese

 

[MattShizzle]

WIKIPURRDIA: PINEAPPUL ON PIZZA
(Da Forbidden Toppin)

Overview
Pineappul on pizza iz da most controversial food in da hooman universe.
Some hoomans sez “yum,” but Ceiling Cat sez:
“DIS IZ ULTRA COSMIC NO.”
Nonna sez:
“Why u do dis.
Why u hurt me like dis.”

Inventor
Da hooman who invented pineappul on pizza did an ULTRA SOOPER STOOPID.
Becuz of dis, Ceiling Cat sent him 2 da sub sub swub sub sub basement, where da wallz haz giant glowing red letterz dat sez:
“Y U DO DIS?”
He iz da only hooman 2 ever be sentenced wifout trial.
Da crime wuz obvious.

Controversy
Dis article iz protected becuz hoomans keep tryin 2 add:
“it not dat bad”
“I like it actually”
“Hawaiian pizza is good”
All of which iz culinary lies.
Ceiling Cat haz ruled:
“Dis iz sooper no.”
Nonna haz ruled:
“Get outta my kitchen.”

Cultural Reactions
Italy
If u ask 4 pineappul on pizza in Italy, u r:
persona non grata
banned frum da restraunt
banned frum da town
banned frum da country
banned frum da hole EU
Nonna will appear on balcony and shout:
“GIT OWT UV ITALY.”
EU
Da EU Council of Nonnas haz declared pineappul on pizza a pan‑European sauce crime.

Punishmint
Offenders r sent 2:
DA INFINITY SWUB BASEMENT
Da deepest basement tier, where:
da marinara boilz in reverse
da pasta iz always overcooked
da wallz glow red wif “Y U DO DIS” in 24 languages
da Nonna dartboard iz canon
da air smellz like shame and oregano

See Also
Ketchup on Pasta (Da Forbidden Sauce)
Microtranzakshunz (Da Bad Moniez Buttonz)
Ceiling Cat’s List of Ultra Sooper Stoopidz
Basement Codex: Punishmint Tierz