discussion The Lurker Zoo

[User_108364]

Sometimes you just need a break from the lurker thread(s). What do you do? Log off? NO! You come here and gaze at the beauty of the glorious Conzilla, the majestic Mimebra, or the cuddly Sluth.

Post your best ones!

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Tip: Heads can be found in the head thread (link in my signature). You obviously don't have to make pun animal names, I just thought it'd be funny.



Rules:
* Absolutely no AI.
* No images of animal genitalia.
* No images of animals during sexual acts.
* No humans in the images unless their faces are swapped with that of a lurker.
* Images have to contain at least one animal with the head of the animal replaced with the avatar (commonly refered to as "head") of someone on this forum.

 

[User_108364]

Extra conzilla.

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I patiently await the conzcow.

Edit: Silly brain. You can't tell a cow from a bull with your short-term memory?

 

[Slumdum]

Extra conzilla.

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I patiently await the conzcow.

Sorry... no Conzcow...
I haven't encountered the female version for the Conzull yet...

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[BananaPrincess]

Tiger Mod....rawr! rawr!

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[Slumdum]

We can't forget the Majestic Two Armed Swan!

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[BananaPrincess]

The majestic Slumduck.........quack, quack, quack, quack

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The majestic slumduck in it's natural habitat [close to water]

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[Slumdum]

And of course there is the cuddly "Kuma of the Mono" bear here in The Lurker Zoo

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[BananaPrincess]

The beautiful Silrog Fox which can run up to 45 MPH

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[BananaPrincess]

The Conzi wolf. Here at the Lurker Zoo we often don't let anyone
under 18 in to view the Conzi wolf, since it often spends it's time licking
itself. Perverted old wolf.

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[User_108364]

The Guzelle.

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[BananaPrincess]

@-Bonk- You're finally a turtle!

The Bonky Tortoise

The Bonky tortoise tends to lead a peaceful, quiet life that centers on eating, relaxing in the sun,
or wallowing in puddles. Because the Bonky Tortoise is cold-blooded like other reptiles, it likes
to soak in the sun to warm up. At night, it may rest partially submerged in mud, water, or brush to
keep warm during cool evenings. Mud wallows can also keep the Bonky tortoise cool during the day.

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[whydoineedto]

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[-Bonk-]

The Bonky Bat, for obvious reasons

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or for being bat shit crazy


And for Uno accusations, the Cheetah

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[-Bonk-]

The " Docturnal Owl "

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@Evil Surgeon

He best have the noggin on a swivel !!

 

[-Bonk-]

Flaming Frogs or Gobbo Froggo

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@Flaming1

 

[whydoineedto]

Oh I remembered... Since this is a heads on animals thread... I did have some security footage...

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[Flaming1]

Flaming Frogs or Gobbo Froggo

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@Flaming1

AHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT LITTLE HAT!!!!!!

 

[-Bonk-]

Ever seen a " Ammandillo " , well you have now

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@Amman

 

[whydoineedto]

Oh I keep hearing about @mime creating a pig war?

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[anon670-1]

In order to prevent the migratory restlessness that commonly occurs in migratory birds that are kept in captivity The Lurker Zoo is proud to have put together this state of the art habitat in which we have been able to simulate the conditions required for the majestic Lucid Chicken to complete their annual migration south for the winter.

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Visitors to the zoo are even able to purchase a special pass to participate in this migration!
All participants must sign legal release before participating. No refunds
Payment plans available upon request

Spoiler: Legal Release

Participant Information:

Name: ___________________________
Address: _________________________
City, State, Zip: ________________
Phone: ___________________________
Email: ___________________________

Activity Description:
Interaction with birds at The Lurker Zoo, including feeding, handling, migrations, and educational presentations.

Acknowledgment of Risks:
I understand that participating in activities involving zoo birds may involve inherent risks, including but not limited to bites, scratches, allergies, and zoonotic diseases. I voluntarily assume all risks associated with my participation.

Release of Liability:
In consideration of being allowed to participate in the activities, I hereby release, waive, and discharge The Lurker Zoo, its officers, employees, agents, and volunteers from any and all liability for any injury, loss, or damage, including death, that I may suffer as a result of my participation.

Indemnification:
I agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Lurker Zoo from any claims or damages that may arise from my participation in the activities.

Medical Consent:
In case of an emergency, I give permission for The Lurker Zoo staff to seek medical attention on my behalf if necessary. I also confirm that I am in good health and capable of participating in the activities.

Photography Release:
I consent to the use of photographs or videos taken during the activity for promotional purposes by The Lurker Zoo.

Age Requirement:
I confirm that I am at least 18 years old. If under 18, a parent or guardian must sign below.

Signature:
I have read and understood this release and agree to its terms.

Participant Signature: ___________________________
Date: ________________

If Participant is Under 18:
Parent/Guardian Name: _________________________
Parent/Guardian Signature: ______________________
Date: ________________