discussion Stupid sized dicks in games

[Wulfric22]

Why is it when a game with a halfway decent plot or good to amazing graphics the MC is given a freakishly huge dick that is so out of proportion with the Li's body? Or even out of proportion withe the MC's body. I've spent many hours looking through LC and 95 to find good games that interest me only to find one with a MC with a 2 foot dick.
Good example would be Sunset Faries. Beautiful graphics, decent plot, (lolis-fantastic bonus) but a dick that would stab the girls in the damn heart during sex.
Same goes for just about any games with futa. Love a good futa or trap game but to fine one that wouldn't kill the li's during sex is almost impossible. Don't get me wrong I have found some rare gems out there (WVM, hazelnut latte, for example) but so many out there I want to play but I just can't enjoy if the dick is the size of a forarm.
Realism is fine devs stop with this shit pls!

 

[stangnomez]

On top of 'Dev learned from porn', I am given to understand that it is difficult to arrange models in Daz etc. in sexual positions without an abnormally long dick.

 

[Wulfric22]

Couldn't be that hard as there are plenty of game out there with human sized dicks.

 

[MicoJive]

Mondo boobs, Dicks that go to the knee, "sex scenes" that dont show penetration.

Just shit added to the list of things to ignore games over.

 

[BeowulfKnight]

IDK what you all are talking about, it's nice to see dicks of my size in games

 

[Azil]

For some of us, a huge dick falls under the category of "amazing graphics". I imagine a lot of devs are the same.

IDK what you all are talking about, it's nice to see dicks of my size in games

I know, right? It's nice to get some representation.

 

[Wulfric22]

IDK what you all are talking about, it's nice to see dicks of my size in games

You poor poor man. Where do you shop for tripod pants at?

 

[BeowulfKnight]

You poor poor man. Where do you shop for tripod pants at?

They don't call them Big & Tall stores for nothing

 

[LUVGAMZ23]

Respectfully disagree. I'm here for fantasies so horse dick is fine. I know I have a double standard in that I hate Cow+ tits... but that's me.

If I wanted realism, I'd play a porn game where the wife cheats on you, has a baby with another man, and because he's poor, I STILL pay the child support x18 years... as a completely totally random example.

 

[Tosser]

I find them absolutely stupid. Fine - make them "porn god" size on adults, but, unless it's a fantasy realm kind of VN, keep them within the one standard deviation from the mean.

 

[Tripod70]

You poor poor man. Where do you shop for tripod pants at?

Where I get my pants? It's a tightly guarded secret. Just because you all have to shop in regular or in the developed section has no bearing on where I get my pants at.

 

[User_59941]

Unless it's comically huge, it doesn't tend to bug me too much.

 

[Wulfric22]

I don't mind big ones it's the ones that are obviously longer than possible that drive me fucking nuts. Saw game called perfect family on 95, thought it looked OK but within the first 2 min of playing the guy is laying there and his dick reached up to his nipples! I mean come the fuck on!

 

[fairway]

Having a good dick is kinda needed for harem games, since there needs to be some reason for girls to be abnormally attracted to the MC. But a lot of devs go way too far with these big veiny baseball bats. I think those are just guys who like drawing dicks more than a serious attempt at a sexual fantasy situation.

 

[badplottwist]

Stopped playing Grandma's House for this reason. I don't mind larger than average, but that was excessive. I also get completely drawn out of a game when MC's character is so flat they can only talk about sex. I'm looking at you Treasure of Nadia, you do both of those things.

 

[Republican Bear]

Real simple it's fantasy land cause dicks that size in real-life would have blood flow problems.

Anyway its probably just developers compensating for what they don't have like Lord Farquaad.

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[pitochulol]

Well many guys are not happy with their dicks, although those huge ones in games are just ridiculous

 

[banabad0912]

Unless it is waaaaayyyy too big I don't have a problem with it.
I'd rather have a big dick than a small or average sized one in a game.
Also if it's too big with the purpose of being comical it's probably alright too.

 

[bulliedhealer]

I guess my take is that if it's in the realm of reality I am ok with it, but the insanely and unrealistically large ones do put me off games. Especially in games with smols, I prefer it when devs recognize that an average size penis is big for smols, so a large penis is massive to smols. Sooo... a massive penis is murder to a smol.

 

[lcanon]

Honestly I find it stupid. I prefer realism.