discussion Strangest unexpected boner

[Thelonely]

I once had a boner for a very silly reason. Maybe because I lived in a conservative environment.
I used to work in a different area and married. At that time video chat ( MSN ) wasn't that popular and blurry yet when I made my first call with my wife I instantly got a boner. Keep in mind she was dressed normally. What make this even funnier is that I once saw a woman in a bikini next to me yet nothing happen and I was barely legal

So I'm interested, is something like this happen to others

 

[Captain Panda]

I used to get boners when I watched markiplier videos. Prolly cuz me and my ex would watch him alot then stop watching him netflix and chill style. After we separated sometimes I instinctively got hard watching his vids lol.

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[User_43891]

Getting a haircut when I was younger. Female barber runs her fingers through my hair and said it was nice and thick. Thank God for the apron, because I was fully involved.

 

[Thelonely]

I used to get boners when I watched markiplier videos. Prolly cuz me and my ex would watch him alot then stop watching him netflix and chill style. After we separated sometimes I instinctively got hard watching his vids lol.

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i think the memory is doing that still strange since the stimulation is gone

 

[Thelonely]

Getting a haircut when I was younger. Female barber runs her fingers through my hair and said it was nice and thick. Thank God for the apron, because I was fully involved.

yes to you it looks like that but if it were me it might happen too

this reminds me of Jake Harper when he said " a woman nipple was in my ear I'm going to masturbate"

 

[dmcloudthe1st]

Back Injury. Though that might be a side affect...

 

[sommerlager]

Attractive female dentist assistent pushed her boobs into my head when I was younger. It was nice ^^

 

[dude4real]

Getting a haircut when I was younger. Female barber runs her fingers through my hair and said it was nice and thick. Thank God for the apron, because I was fully involved.

Same, friend. The fingers through the hair repeatedly. I get a shampoo too, have boobs in/on my face while my hair played with.

 

[Cocaine]

Daughter and her friends singing along to a dirty song on tiktok.