discussion Poll: Zombie Apocalypse or Nah

[notricksanchez69]

See, heres the thing. If I *know* it's the first one, my answer isnt listed. If it's the absolute start, that's a golden opportunity. We're bagging and tagging that fucker and profiting. Take it to a small backwater area and do a few tests to see how it spreads. Does it have to bite/kill to turn or can I milk it and forcibly turn people? If I can use its blood or saliva or something to poison peoples food any and all enemies I have are fucked harder than a newbie lurker thread member by Conzi. If it has to do the deed itself I'm taking advantage of the small area to let it spread and capture doezens. Relocate them strategically to use against my enemies and make sure I can cleanup the aftermath. Once people realize I can literally zombify them and are good and scared, negotiations begin. Build a thriving undercity full of loyal followers who help with taking out targets and cleanup.

Succsessfully building an LC safehaven, protected by zombie nukes = profit.

Now I'm convinced you work for the gubment. If not, have you ever considered a career in politics?

That sounds like a plan - well thought out though dependent on them being the "slo" variety. I would add that maybe your LC safe zone should be on an Island or perhaps small town completely walled off by shipping containers double wide and double high. In addition I would add a bent or indirect entrance as a defensive feature in medieval fortification. With a bent entrance, the gate passage is narrow and turns sharply. Its purpose is to slow down attackers attempting to rush the gate and impede the use of battering rams against doors. It is often combined with means for an active defence, such as machicolations, in effect confining intruders to a narrow killing zone. Its defensive function is related to that of a barbican in front of the gate. but I really have not given it a lot of thought

Uncbuck, you are hereby nominated to the office of Minister of Defense. Also, maybe LC Safe Zone should look into buying Jeff's Island since he doesn't need it anymore.

 

[notricksanchez69]

I've been having a rough go of it in life for awhile, currently unemployed again, was playing the last of us part 2 and thought about this. Yes I wish a zombie apocalypse would happen, because no matter what happens, my death or survival, life would be easier.

Wishing you well my friend. It be like that sometime. Follow this thread https://lewdcorner.com/threads/wholesome-af-mem.16371/ for a quick pickmeup, but seriously hope it gets better for ya soon.

 

[Gorion]

Now I'm convinced you work for the gubment. If not, have you ever considered a career in politics?

Nah, I couldn't do government or politics. I have pretty strong thoughts on things and a vehement disregard for politics. lol

 

[Jakeisone123]

I think a zombie apocalypse would be pretty awesome, i mean i played a few zombie or zombie like games( Days Gone ) i died only a couple of times in these games on hard mode besides call of duty Zombies and learn from my mistakes, so i feel like I'm more than ready for some zombies to be honest. Is that pretty fair? lol

 

[notricksanchez69]

I think a zombie apocalypse would be pretty awesome, i mean i played a few zombie or zombie like games( Days Gone ) i died only a couple of times in these games on hard mode besides call of duty Zombies and learn from my mistakes, so i feel like I'm more than ready for some zombies to be honest. Is that pretty fair? lol

Fair enough, your turn turn to start a poll on zombies and videa games.

 

[RickRogers]

I dunno, if it's the first zombie, if you take it out you will likely get arrested. Cuz we all know the world is full of derp.

 

[AlBetGam]

I dunno, if it's the first zombie, if you take it out you will likely get arrested. Cuz we all know the world is full of derp.

Probably get arrested, but should be able to get off for it. Examination of the body should reveal it was dead long before you beat its head in, and at that point the worst you could go down for would be desecration of a corpse.

 

[RickRogers]

Probably get arrested, but should be able to get off for it. Examination of the body should reveal it was dead long before you beat its head in, and at that point the worst you could go down for would be desecration of a corpse.

Like that would stop the popo from getting "their guy" lol

 

[Deleted member 207685]

Fun in games, probably wouldn't IRL. There are a lot of things to consider for long term survival and most human lack skills that are needed.

 

[Jantio1999]

After all those vaccinations in 2020, I was expecting some zombie apocalypse....

Damn was it let down....

 

[BrodyPresto]

Ughh zombie sex slave....

 

[NoThanksMan]

I think I'd be fucked. Would not in any way shape or form give serious thought to it being a fucking real life zombie. PCP intox might cross my mind. Still, approach to assess. Maybe shouting for its attention would make it react in a way that tipped me off to GTFO before I was too close? Here's hoping.