discussion Lurker Lore Thread

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We've discussed for a long time that the lurker thread has too much lore and it's hard for new people to know much of the lore that's going on. We've discussed needing a wiki for it, but there's no wiki component on here.

For now, I'll try to gather lore from people in here, so it can be linked to in order to explain in-jokes and such to our new lurkers in the lurker thread!


Plans for the thread:

• To start with, I'll be adding some lore pages for our prominent lurkers. I'm starting through the highest reaction score list, and will be adding regular mods of the lurker thread and well-known backreaders after that.
• I plan to make a post dedicated to the wars. I'm hoping someone can help me get links to the correct starting points of the wars.
• I also plan to have posts about prominent events like the ai-pocalypse.
• Well-known images like the Mime Bang, the Lurker Legion, and Lurker Bingo will have posts about them with links to their point in the lurker thread.

 

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@conzibald - aka "conzi"​

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This is the person on the site who has posted more messages than anyone else. He's active on here and known for "wanting any and all holes".

He's known by some as "The Proud Swede".

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Common Jokes​

• When newbies enter the lurker thread, the joke is that he's coming for their holes.
• When "holes" are mentioned, it's usually someone talking about conzi.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Conzi mostly talks in the lurker threads, posting lots of gifs and making people laugh.
• He has been known to give LC coins to people he likes.
• He is one of the judges in @mime 's contests.

 

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@mime ​

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The mime currently has the 3rd most messages posted in the forums and has the second highest reaction score. He's one of the original backreaders in the lurker thread and is currently a moderator on the forums.

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Common Jokes​

• He is known to get angry at mentions of the page count and will post gifs to "attack" people who mention the page numbers frivolously.
• Chloroform is his weapon of choice, using it to keep his victims friends silent.
• He's also a "hole" guy, but he tries to differentiate from conzi by insisting on the main 3 (mouth, pussy, and ass).
• Mime "owns" @Silwith , his "fucktoy", sharing him with any who want to use him.
• Rumors say that mime gained his initial wealth by raiding @Guz89 's vault.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Most of mime's messages are in the lurker threads, posting lots of gifs and making people laugh.
• He is one of the members with a massive wealth of LC coins, being one of the primary bankers on the forum.
• He runs the Daily Mime Awards.
• He runs the occasional bounty hunt.
• He organizes the P4 contests.
• Set up the Gif Thread as a place to share and/or store useful gifs.
• Mime has instigated more wars in the OG lurker thread than anyone else, being responsible most infamously for the "April Pig Invasion".
• Wrote the initial Backreaders Guide

 

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@-Bonk- ​

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Bonk is one of the regulars in the lurker thread, and has been for a long time. Known for attacking those who violate the norms of the lurker thread by using lots of "bonk" gifs in response to anyone posting low-effort posts.

Makes a lot of gifs. Often visits people's profiles and leaves nice messages. Contest judge.

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Inside Jokes and References​

• Bonk is "married" to @Slumdum on here.
• Bonk often fights battles against @Evil Surgeon using gifs.
• Known alias "Bonky the Bully" by those who play games with him.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Helps keep people in-line in the lurker thread by smacking around the low-effort posters.
• Helps fund and judge some of @mime 's contests.
• Plays online games with other members of the site.
• Makes plenty of gifs for use on the site.

 

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@Underlord ​

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Underlord is believed to be the richest user on the site. He has posted the second most number of messages of any user, only behind @conzibald .

He nearly always uses the "sleaze" reaction, and was the user who suggested the sleaze emoji be added as a reaction.

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Inside Jokes and References​

• He and @Teaspoon were often rivals early on.
• Argues that rice is the best food.
• Uses the bank to be the richest user on the site, and never gives up any LC coins anymore.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• He suggested the "sleaze" reaction.

 

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@Evil Surgeon ​

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Our resident surgeon, helps anyone in need of any "medical" attention.

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Common Jokes​

• Tosses plenty of people in dumpsters.
• Lots of jokes about his victims patients.
• Betrays @mime whenever possible.
• Spends lots of time fighting/wrestling with @-Bonk-
• "Accidentally" makes out with @mime when intending to simply handshake.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Helps judge some of the contests on the site.
• Makes plenty of gifs for use on the site.

 

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@Slumdum ​

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Slum is one of the most prolific backreaders on the site, and has been backreading longer than most other backreaders. One of the most beloved users on the site.

Has many avatar variants, including plenty that are hand drawn in paint.

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Common Jokes​

• Slum is "married" to @-Bonk- .
• People post messages hoping that theirs will be "good enough" to get a response on the "Slum Wall", Slum's big post of replies.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• One of the original backreaders.
• Made some of the original spoiler-reply posts after backreading. Useful for those who don't backread to see some of what happened.
• Helps judge some of @mime 's contests.
• Makes plenty of gifs for use on the site.

 

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@algeo ​

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Is a deranged raccoon. Often speaks in "raccoon noises". Keeps things in dumpsters.

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Common Jokes​

• "Raccoon noises"

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Set up the head thread as a place for people to share faces to be used in memes and gifs around the site.
• One of the contest judges on the site.
• Wins plenty of art contests.
• Makes plenty of gifs for use on the site.

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@Teaspoon ​

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Loves all things spoons.

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Common Jokes​

• Anti-banker, known for being against using the bank to gain interest.
• Hates sporks.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• One of the early contest runners, but stopped running them.

 

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@Monokuma ​

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Cute bear. Makes philosophical rants.

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Common Jokes​

• Wants this post updated, but Mime is busy.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Used to host some art contests on the site.
• Created the Mental Health Hangout thread.

 

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@Flaming1 ​

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Common Jokes​

• Obsessed with goblins
• Gives out "emotional support goblins".
• Gives goblins as prizes for nearly everything.
• Is @Silwith 's "Daddy"

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Contest judge.
• Previously hosted some contests.
• Adds artwork of futas, femboys, and trans women to the site.

 

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@Shawnchapp ​

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One of the moderators on the site who is also a prolific game modder.

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Inside Jokes and References​

• "Peeking in" on random conversation in Lurker thread

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

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@Guz89 and @Guz ​

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One of the site's moderators, originally was just the Guz89 account and had the styling used currently by the Guz user. When he became a moderator on the site, he switched to the mask look.

Is the leader of the game uploaders on the site, and uses the Guz account to test permissions of a non-moderator uploader.

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Common Jokes​

• Common joke that he had a "vault" where he would take contraband he removed from the site.
• Many jokes about his hatred of pigs.
• Teams up with and recruited Mime to help moderate the lurker thread.
• Was a backreader, but no longer has time to read the site.
• Loves feet pics but only of Guz

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Very active moderator.
• Leader of the game uploaders.
• Created the Coin Hustler University

 

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@StephanieD ​

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Recurring Lurker News Reports tells news stories about the members of the thread. Loves bananas.

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Inside Jokes and References​

• Detective Steph is regularly hired by members to solve mysteries such as the Bonky/Slumdum sextape.

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Runs the Banana Split Contest
• Created the She Wants Money Appreciation Thread
• Created the Garden Thread
• Created the Fashion Thread
• Created the Lingerie and Bikini Art Thread

 

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@jsmith666 ​

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jsmith666 is the threads resident DJ and regularly provides music for the dance parties

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Common Jokes​

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

• Regularly provides music for the dance parties

 

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@luciddream ​

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Site Contribution and Involvement​

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