discussion Does dick size matter?

[sirengames]

started to play Bad Guy earlier and got turned off and had to turn it off once it showed off his third leg of a dick. wtf is it with games where male protagonists sport impossibly large dicks? i understand it's all fantasy but c'mon! no woman in her right mind wants that thing shredding her cervix. i know i wouldn't.

what are your thoughts? am i just yelling at clouds? would love to hear other opinions!

in that vein, are there any games out there where the primary personality trait of the main character isn't his elephant dick? i played mid-life crisis and enjoyed that though too bad it will never get finished.

 

[Phaneng]

Most (adult) games are utterly unrealistic, both in storyline and graphics.

And that's fine.

Impossible big cocks just make it more fun

 

[sirengames]

Most (adult) games are utterly unrealistic, both in storyline and graphics.

And that's fine.

Impossible big cocks just make it more fun

i can accept that. just wish there was a tag (maybe there is one and I don't know) that I could use to filter those types of games out. anyhoo, to each there own i guess.

 

[highlrecommend]

started to play Bad Guy earlier and got turned off and had to turn it off once it showed off his third leg of a dick. wtf is it with games where male protagonists sport impossibly large dicks? i understand it's all fantasy but c'mon! no woman in her right mind wants that thing shredding her cervix. i know i wouldn't.

what are your thoughts? am i just yelling at clouds? would love to hear other opinions!

in that vein, are there any games out there where the primary personality trait of the main character isn't his elephant dick? i played mid-life crisis and enjoyed that though too bad it will never get finished.

Bad Guy ??
got a link to it ?

 

[whowalksbefore]

i find it annoying, same with unrealistic boob sizes

 

[sirengames]

Bad Guy ??
got a link to it ?

sorry, i misspoke. it was bad hero and not bad guy
VN - Ren'Py - DAZ - Bad Hero [Ep.2 v3.7.4p] [Xlab]

Post automatically merged: Jan 3, 2026

i find it annoying, same with unrealistic boob sizes

haha... i cringe at that too

 

[highlrecommend]

sorry, i misspoke. it was bad hero and not bad guy
VN - Ren'Py - DAZ - Bad Hero [Ep.2 v3.7.4p] [Xlab]

Post automatically merged: Jan 3, 2026

haha... i cringe at that too

thanks for giving us the wrong game name LOL

 

[PhineasFlynn]

Does dick size matter?​

My wife says it doesn't matter. But when I undressed in front of her for the first time, she had a rather sad expression, and at the same time, it was as if she was trying to stop herself from laughing.
I never understood what made her do that. After all, 9 cm is a beautiful, almost double-digit measurement. After all, knives of this length are not even allowed to be sold in Europe.

 

[zdorah]

colossal dicks and boobs are also a turn off for me, make them big, fine, but some devs just overdo it, lol

 

[PhineasFlynn]

colossal dicks and boobs are also a turn off for me, make them big, fine, but some devs just overdo it, lol

Yeah, for example EpicLust games are fucking overdo, but in the same time fucking fun.

 

[sirengames]

thanks for giving us the wrong game name LOL

 

[Blackthorne]

I prefer natural sizes in both dicks and boobs, but sometimes over the top is fine if the game is goofy to begin with. Hasn't been a complete turn-off yet.

 

[sirengames]

Does dick size matter?​

My wife says it doesn't matter. But when I undressed in front of her for the first time, she had a rather sad expression, and at the same time, it was as if she was trying to stop herself from laughing.
I never understood what made her do that. After all, 9 cm is a beautiful, almost double-digit measurement. After all, knives of this length are not even allowed to be sold in Europe.

sounds like she's still with you so i'm sure she got over whatever was going through her mind there. besides a little passion and some well applied technique do some amazing things.

 

[PhineasFlynn]

sounds like she's still with you so i'm sure she got over whatever was going through her mind there. besides a little passion and some well applied technique do some amazing things.

I meant it as a joke, but it probably got lost in translation. Thankfully I'm not that bad. Although I'm definitely not as good as the characters in the VNs.
Thanks for the kind words anyway

 

[Hoodz]

Let’s face it, in real life, size does matter. In these games, the third leg is wildly hilarious to me, but it’s always attached to some dog-ugly mofo. Lol, can’t stretch out pixels, if you know what I mean.

 

[Deleted member 209038]

well not gigantic penis who litterally kill the girl in real life and no micro penis ...

 

[Hoodz]

Lmao! You’ve got a point there. Of course, I can only speak from the perspective of a guy who’s right in the middle! Glad I’m not on either end of that spectrum or have to worry about getting poked ha ha ha

 

[bullshtm]

Technique is more important than size

 

[Shado]

Of course it does, but only up to a point. After that thickness becomes way more important.

 

[Pox555]

I prefer natural sizes in both dicks and boobs, but sometimes over the top is fine if it's part of the plot.