I confidently begin to pray to a goddess for salvation. If possible, I pull my phone out and treat it like it is a holy artifact.
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Taking a bit of a leap on this one.
Congratulations! You've been... Isekai'd (Quest)
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Taking a bit of a leap on this one.
Roll : 1d20 : 19, TOTAL: 19
Although your prayers had fall on deaf ears you easily managed to grab your phone since the goblin pulling you by the rope tied to your hands was barely a meter tall and clearly not very strong while walking and being pulled you managed to force your hands on your pockets and sneakily pulled out your phone, it still works, you are now quite a bit far away from the big room where the orc was and you are still being taken by the goblin
Although your prayers had fall on deaf ears you easily managed to grab your phone since the goblin pulling you by the rope tied to your hands was barely a meter tall and clearly not very strong while walking and being pulled you managed to force your hands on your pockets and sneakily pulled out your phone, it still works, you are now quite a bit far away from the big room where the orc was and you are still being taken by the goblin
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You say nothing as the goblin leads you away, brushing past the greenskins, who flinch away from you and your escort, into a hallway outside the cave you awoke in. The redskin leads you silently down a tunnel, past intersections until finally leading you into a small room. He unties your bindings, says something to you, then leaves before you can reply.
With a glance around you see you've been left alone in a small room, with a ledge you can sit on. You try to calm yourself. Being thrust into this situation unexpectedly has been very stressful, not to mention meeting fictional fantasy creatures in real life! Even if they were considerably less violent than you expected.
Sitting down, you are reminded of the phone in your pocket. Pulling it out, seeing that one piece of reality, cracks your mind for a moment. You realize what had happened! You had been ISEKAI'd!!! This is something you've already day-dreamed about multiple times, but you never expected it to happen. And if there is anything you know about being isekai'd, its that this world's gods and goddesses 'Please for the love of God, let it be a Goddess' had to have had a hand in it. Now you just need them down here to explain some shit to you.
If there is one way you know of to get the attention of a Goddess, its praying.
You thrust out your hands confidently, cradling the phone, as if in supplication. You open your mouth to start praying, but stumble. You don't know any of this world's prayers! No matter, you'll make one up.
"O Goddesses of this World, Saintesses of Travelers, Adventurers and the Lost. Angels of the Holy and Messengers of the Divine. To any and all Beings of Power that will Listen and Help. I Beesech your Aid in a Dire Time of Need. Please. I Pray to You for Your Help."
1d100=69 (Author's Note: One 1d100 roll, and you fucking lewd crit. For those not in the know. 1 is a crit fail, 100 (or 20 on a 1d20) is a Nat Success/Cit. And in smut stories, a 69 or 34 are lewd crits, which mean usually a lewd scene of some kind. I was hoping to avoid those by sticking to 1d20, but this roll demanded a percentage roll, and you fucking hit a lewd crit. So I gotta honor that, lol.)
For a singular moment, nothing happened. But then with a soft-sounding *poof* that brought a sweet-smelling musk into your nostrils, you were suddenly face-to-cleavage with one of the most attractive women you'd ever seen. Taller than you by a head, and dressed in an eye-catching dress with expansive cleavage and slits roaming up both legs past her hips that showed her lack of panties. The woman in front of you was gorgeous. And incomprehensible.
"Hiub'gh ut Fir bellum." She said.
"Uh, what?" She crinkles her nose adorably at your reply. Then her face lights up in an absolutely devilish grin, and moves both hands slowly, slowly towards your face, taking an eternity to reach you.
As soon as she does, she brings her head down towards your level and places a soft kiss on your lips, for about a second. In the next second, her lips are pressed tight to your own, her tongue digging past your lips without hope of refusal from you. And it keeps going, sensuously licking across your own tongue then around it, harassing it into submission, before flicking away to to lick the back of your teeth. After some more swipes across them, she flicks her tongue to the right to lick your cheeks harshly from the inside, where you can feel them bulging from the rough treatment. After one side is finished, she then gives the same treatment to the other. Once done, she glides her tongue back to your own, before smoothly pressing further back into your throat, where her tongue-tip tickles, caresses, and bats at your uvula. Once she's satisfied bullying the entrance to your throat, she pulls back, letting her tongue swipe across the roof of your mouth before withdrawing entirely. Her tongue slips back into her mouth, which is opened in a mischievous, cat-that-ate-the-canary grin.
You are left panting deeply for breath, after being orally assaulted for the past three minutes without reprieve, or air.
She adorably shrugs her shoulders at your flustered, near-asphyxiated, expression. "There," She says, "that should work. Now, tell me why one of the Divine's pets are so far from their Sanctified territory. And so... vulnerable and defenseless."
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That wouldn't be a bad idea. You could always create your own thread like that if you want.
"I...don't know," I admit after a moment of hesitation. "That was an amazing kiss though."
I take a moment to look at the goblins and see if they are responding to the goddess.
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There aren't any goblins around you. Its just you and this... goddess.
You're all good man. Your answers are how I get my ideas.
Go with what your thinking, I don't want to derail your ideas
I'm presuming if I'm not around the goblins I also am not tied up anymore.
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"One moment I was at home. then I was suddenly in a cave surrounded by goblins and one ogre," I tell her. "With how crazy things where, I decided to go with prayer."
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Does this not show up for you? Because that would be bad, if sentences aren't showing.
My bad, I just missed it in the rest of the post.
This is it for me tonight, if anyone else wants to take over for me I wish them the best of luck.
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You're not wrong. But by that logic, there's gotta be an insane amount of good ones too, right? Personally, I wouldn't know. I only watched a few when the genre was first getting started.
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1d20=3 For Composure
1d20=2 For Perceptiveness/Insight
"I-I-I d-don't know." You stammer, suddenly presented by a goddess in front of you. "The f-f-first thing I kn-knew, I was in a cave t-t-tied u-up with a bunch of goblins just there. I didn't know what to do, so I prayed for a goddess, and h-h-h-here you are!" You ended in an excited tone, startling the goddess in front of you by your enthusiasm.
1d20=13-5(For bad composure and insight rolls)=8 (You didn't hear what she said.)
"A-a-and that kiss was amazing!" You excitedly tell her, not realizing you talked over her, and missing what she muttered.
She looks down into your eyes and gives you a grin, "Yes, your goddess has arrived to help you. Now, while I am not your original goddess, I can still assist you just as well as she could. There is a price for each thing you ask for, but that's so we both come out of this ahead. So what do you need help with?"
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Here's where you can ask for help in some form or another, you can also ask her questions. What do you want?
I've never done something like this, but seems fun; I'll give it a try
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I tell her that I have a ton of questions, but those can actually wait. First things first, I need to escape this cave or whatever this is, and get to safety. I ask her if she can help with that.
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Edit: it seems like I was too slow and someone else answered first
. But if I can make a suggestion, for the sake of consistency: given that this guy has daydreamed about being isekai'd, and on top of that he just got that kiss that still has him stammering, maybe going back home is not among his top priorities right now.
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I tell her that I have a ton of questions, but those can actually wait. First things first, I need to escape this cave or whatever this is, and get to safety. I ask her if she can help with that.
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Edit: it seems like I was too slow and someone else answered first
. But if I can make a suggestion, for the sake of consistency: given that this guy has daydreamed about being isekai'd, and on top of that he just got that kiss that still has him stammering, maybe going back home is not among his top priorities right now.
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Eh, I figure I've daydreamed about a lot of things that would still kinda freak me out if they happened.Edit: it seems like I was too slow and someone else answered first
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[I've never done something like this, but seems fun; I'll give it a try
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I tell her that I have a ton of questions, but those can actually wait. First things first, I need to escape this cave or whatever this is, and get to safety. I ask her if she can help with that.
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Edit: it seems like I was too slow and someone else answered first
You know that getting the necessary information is required before asking for anything else. And there are three questions you wanted the answers to, more than any other.
"Where is this place?"
1d100=64
1d100=14
"This cave? I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.", was her quick answer.
"How'd did I get here?"
1d100=26
"Almost certainly one of the Divines, although I wouldn't know which one." Was her honest response.
"How do I get back home?"
1d100=1
"Oh I could certainly do it. But that would take an extraordinary amount of my power, and there is really nothing you can do, as you are now, that would allow me to recoup it, let alone have me see a profit. No, your best bet, and certainly the easiest, in terms of magic, is to ask the Divine who brought you here, to see you back. Although, you'd have to find them first, gain an audience, and then convince them. On top of that, you'd most likely have to pay them back for the use of their energy, although those tasks would be easier than what I would have you do."
After her previous two answers, its with relief that you learn that it is possible to find a way back home.
"I do have more questions, but I suppose those could what until after we have escaped from this cave."
"Escape?" She gives you a quizzical look. "Hmm, let me check something..." She abruptly turns around and walks out of the room into the hallway.
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This is very true.
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