2 Years of Service
As a straight man who's starved for affection, this video is my dream
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Hello! In the same boat here.
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Haha thanks.Welcome & Cum-well
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7 Months of Service
dead ass feel like this guy rn
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3 Years of Service
Women considered MILFs are almost always younger than me.
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Le big fec
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What isn’t for you might be for someone else
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This is for thee noobs that join us, Spider Pig has returned
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how the heck is everyone. been awhile.
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Welp, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night!
See you all tomorrow!
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Hopefully tomorrow .......
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Sleep well Slumbuggy
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There are a LOT of newbies with us over the last couple days -- to all of you I say Welcome! -- I have noticed that many of our residents are helping you along with advice on how to make your transition to Lewdsville more fun for you. But they are being slack on one very point so I will do a bit of that here.
We have a semi-official "welcomer" named @conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions". If you would like to be semi immune to his special attentions I can sell you various Lewdsville approved Anti-conzi options.
A Multi-Pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 100 AC
We can also sell you a @Slumdum disguise from our craftsman @[sora] that may offer some protection . This protects by Predator satiation. Predator satiation is a survival strategy where a prey species briefly becomes highly abundant, causing predators to become overwhelmed and unable to eat or in this case fuck all the available prey. These disguises will run you 200 AC
They will be personalized versions of this:
We also have various types of Anti-conzi personal protective equipment (PPE) very reasonably priced at 500 to 1500 AC
For certain immunity from Conzi's attentions we can make an appointment with our very own @Evil Surgeon to perform body modification surgery on you for 4000 AC (8000 AC if you desire anesthesia)
Finally we have a personal trainer named @Underlord who can design for you a personalized fitness program to train your body into a weapon for self defense for 2000 AC.
Please feel free to deposit the required coins into my account to start the ball rolling. I will handle all the paperwork for you.
If not? well say hi to Conzi for me
We have a semi-official "welcomer" named @conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions". If you would like to be semi immune to his special attentions I can sell you various Lewdsville approved Anti-conzi options.
A Multi-Pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 100 AC
We can also sell you a @Slumdum disguise from our craftsman @[sora] that may offer some protection . This protects by Predator satiation. Predator satiation is a survival strategy where a prey species briefly becomes highly abundant, causing predators to become overwhelmed and unable to eat or in this case fuck all the available prey. These disguises will run you 200 AC
They will be personalized versions of this:
We also have various types of Anti-conzi personal protective equipment (PPE) very reasonably priced at 500 to 1500 AC
For certain immunity from Conzi's attentions we can make an appointment with our very own @Evil Surgeon to perform body modification surgery on you for 4000 AC (8000 AC if you desire anesthesia)
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Finally we have a personal trainer named @Underlord who can design for you a personalized fitness program to train your body into a weapon for self defense for 2000 AC.
Please feel free to deposit the required coins into my account to start the ball rolling. I will handle all the paperwork for you.
If not? well say hi to Conzi for me
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If it makes you feel any better that makes you a Dilf
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Another important piece of information for Newbies -- Pigs are immortal
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Unfortunately for me, I've seen worse, although I think there is a jellyfish that is semi-immortal lolSimilar threads
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