discussion Djinn game

[Walky/Nadia]

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The Dschinn-Game!

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You wake up and a Djinn tells you, you can have ONE wish, as long as you help him influence the last wish he granted in an unpredictable and funny way. You can wish for ANYTHING you want, but beware, you have to obey THE RULES.
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THE RULES
(You have to adhere to a certain order)

1. State the last wish I granted and manipulate it in a way that I can´t predict and find funny!
(ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO QUOTE THE USER BEFORE YOU; SO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHICH WISH YOU MANIPULATED!)

2. State the name of the one whose wish I granted last, so they can bath in your glory and comedic power!
(SEE ABOVE!)

3. State the wish you want me to fullfill!
(GIVE THE NEXT PLAYER SOMETHING TO MANIPULATE!)

4. If at any time you see, that a wish was manipulated more than once, THE LAST POST DICTATES YOU NEXT MOVE!
(SO FOR EXAMPLE IF PLAYER 1 MANIPULATED THE WISH BEFORE HIM AND WISHED FOR X AND AT THE SAME TIME PLAYER 2 DID THE SAME AND WISHED FOR Y, Y IS THE WISH THAT COUNTS FOR YOU!)​

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I hope I didn´t forget anything ​

Now let´s get started:

I wish to know everything there is about the history of mankind!

 

[rocketsheep]

(I have not encountered this game before, so I hope I am doing it right.)

WalkyPerv wished to know everything there is about the history of mankind. I suggest granting this wish by letting him know everything there is to know, period. Everything with no exception, including everything that is true and everything that is false. Let him sort out the details.

As to my own wish: I wish I was a talented author.

 

[Walky/Nadia]

(I have not encountered this game before, so I hope I am doing it right.)

Yep everything correct. Only tip: Quote the last wish next time to make it easier ;-) Otherwise perfectly done

I wish I was a talented author.

Rocketsheep wished to be a talented author. That he can be but make his grammar terrible at the same time, so every publisher has more work, proofreading his works, than with any other author

 

[Rukvia]

Yep everything correct. Only tip: Quote the last wish next time to make it easier ;-) Otherwise perfectly done


Rocketsheep wished to be a talented author. That he can be but make his grammar terrible at the same time, so every publisher has more work, proofreading his works, than with any other author

that's not really... wait... isn't that just being a normal author. I'm confused. Ah, you probably never read an author's draft. It's good. Missed nothing, move along.

So, if I got this right, I answer your wish first.
Well, you get to know everything there is about the history of mankind, so you receive all the knowledge, including the deepest darkest most disturbing secrets that were erased from history in order to make sure we all stay sane, now because you know this... and the unforeseen life and death consequences of finding out the hidden history that multiple governments and secret organizations wished to hide under a rock, well... that's just part of life. Have fun running!

Makes you wonder if you ever find out that mankind is just an experimental toy of a space toddler that has cosmic level abilities to create species and accelerate their evolution, but that's also part of the species's history right? How they were created?

My wish: For every human and humanoid being on the planet to suddenly grow an extra limb.

 

[Walky/Nadia]

FUCK ME!
I seriously broke my own rules and forgot to wish something new

But yes you are correct due to my mistake

For every human and humanoid being on the planet to suddenly grow an extra limb.

Your wish will be granted but everyone knows that you wished for this and everyone got a random new limb. Those whose limb is somewhat usefull don´t care but those who got a useless limb hate you and will try to hunt you now.

My new wish: I wish to be absolutely and universily perfect in every art form

 

[Rukvia]

My new wish: I wish to be absolutely and universily perfect in every art form

Your wish is granted, however, art by definition is the imperfection manifested in the balance of a chaotic universe, therefore, the very first art you pick up, you will try to perfect but never achieve to so. Art is imperfection, therefore, you can never perfect art, only improve it towards infinity, but you don't know that. All you know is that you are still trying, paradoxically to perfect that which is meant to be imperfect, therefore, never achieving the goal, and thus, never going beyond the first art form you pick up. Always in a loop. Always wondering why it doesn't happening. Always tormented and tortured by your previous imperfections. Constantly trying to reach perfect... a futile dream...

My wish: For the entire planet to be teleported 94 billion light years away from where we are right now, on the perfect orbit in the habitable zone around a nearly identical star like our sun, that doesn't have a planet orbiting that specific orbit.

 

[Walky/Nadia]

Your wish is granted, however, art by definition is the imperfection manifested in the balance of a chaotic universe, therefore, the very first art you pick up, you will try to perfect but never achieve to so. Art is imperfection, therefore, you can never perfect art, only improve it towards infinity, but you don't know that. All you know is that you are still trying, paradoxically to perfect that which is meant to be imperfect, therefore, never achieving the goal, and thus, never going beyond the first art form you pick up. Always in a loop. Always wondering why it doesn't happening. Always tormented and tortured by your previous imperfections. Constantly trying to reach perfect... a futile dream...

Well pull my pants and call me Susie, getting philosophical now, are we?

My wish: For the entire planet to be teleported 94 billion light years away from where we are right now, on the perfect orbit in the habitable zone around a nearly identical star like our sun, that doesn't have a planet orbiting that specific orbit.

Your wish is granted, but the neighbouring planet, that is in reach via shuttles, inhabits a violent, war-addicted race that´s lightyears ahead of us in terms of technology and warfare and immediatly starts to conquer your planet and enslaves humanity.

My wish: I wish to get the ability to change my own body physically in any way I want, whenever I want.

 

[AlBetGam]

My wish: I wish to get the ability to change my own body physically in any way I want, whenever I want.

Wish granted. However, you lack the will to restrain your power, and every other stray thought twists your body into painful and impossible reconfigurations until you're left as little more than a pile of mangled bio-goo.

I wish for the ability to retroactively correct my own mistakes.

 

[BS3DX]

Wish granted. However, you lack the will to restrain your power, and every other stray thought twists your body into painful and impossible reconfigurations until you're left as little more than a pile of mangled bio-goo.

I wish for the ability to retroactively correct my own mistakes.

Wish granted, but every time you correct one of your mistakes, you live a year longer, and everyone you love loses a random between 2-10 years of life.

I wish for the ability to possess any living thing.

 

[AlBetGam]

Wish granted, but every time you correct one of your mistakes, you live a year longer, and everyone you love loses a random between 2-10 years of life.

I wish for the ability to possess any living thing.

Granted. However, you forgot to specify the ability to choose the living thing in question, and after a spin of the cosmic dice you find yourself inhabiting the body of a paramecium.

I wish for a big juicy medium-rare gourmet cheeseburger.

 

[Rukvia]

Granted. However, you forgot to specify the ability to choose the living thing in question, and after a spin of the cosmic dice you find yourself inhabiting the body of a paramecium.

I wish for a big juicy medium-rare gourmet cheeseburger.

Your wish is granted. However, you find yourself sitting at the table, romancing the said cheeseburger. The burger is sentient and has human-like intelligence as well as a deep love for you. The spin is that while you wished for the cheeseburger, the cheeseburger also wished for you. Yup, it's actually an alien from far far away. The question is, will the intent of the wish stay the same: consumption?

I wish for all the Earth-like worlds in the universe with similar habitable and breathable atmosphere to be connected through magical portals that can be romanced.

 

[AlBetGam]

Your wish is granted. However, you find yourself sitting at the table, romancing the said cheeseburger. The burger is sentient and has human-like intelligence as well as a deep love for you. The spin is that while you wished for the cheeseburger, the cheeseburger also wished for you. Yup, it's actually an alien from far far away. The question is, will the intent of the wish stay the same: consumption?

All I'm saying is, I'm eatin' them buns either way.

I wish for all the Earth-like worlds in the universe with similar habitable and breathable atmosphere to be connected through magical portals that can be romanced.

Wish granted. Unfortunately "all the Earth-like worlds in the universe" turns out to just be "Earth". The attempt to make a romanceable magic portal to itself ends up triggering a really horny divide-by-zero error, and the planet vanishes in a puff of logic before it can attempt to literally f* itself.

I wish to always have the perfect comeback ready to go at the moment it's needed.

 

[HarelM]

I wish to always have the perfect comeback ready to go at the moment it's needed.

Your wish to always have the perfect, timely, comeback is granted! You now know that the perfect comeback is always an evil laugh:

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I wish that my plants were healthy with no effort on my part.

 

[truetrue]

Your wish to always have the perfect, timely, comeback is granted! You now know that the perfect comeback is always an evil laugh:

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I wish that my plants were healthy with no effort on my part.

Granted, they've now been replanted back in their natural habitat far from where you will ever see them again.

I wish my pet cats would age at the same rate as me so they won't grow old and pass away before me.

 

[HarelM]

I wish my pet cats would age at the same rate as me so they won't grow old and pass away before me.

Your wish that your cats would age at the same rate as you is granted! You now have the lifespan of the average housecat.

I wish that I could write entertaining stories.

 

[Hit]

I wish that I could write entertaining stories.

Granted now you can write entertaining stories but you won't because now you are too lazy to do it.

I whish that every time I drink a soda it's always at the perfect temperature

 

[truetrue]

Granted now you can write entertaining stories but you won't because now you are too lazy to do it.

I whish that every time I drink a soda it's always at the perfect temperature

(I was going to grant his wish the exact same way XD)

Granted, unfortunately the perfect temperature for soda is now 400 degrees

I wish my car never ran out of gas.

 

[AlBetGam]

(I was going to grant his wish the exact same way XD)

Granted, unfortunately the perfect temperature for soda is now 400 degrees

I wish my car never ran out of gas.

Granted. Your car is immediately filled with an infinite supply of hydrogen gas. Its density asymptotically approaches infinite and it rapidly begins fusing into a star before immediately collapsing into a black hole, annihilating all life on Earth.

I wish I knew enough physics to be sure what I just said wasn't utter garbage.

 

[Impulse 9]

(I hope this is ok in Off-topic, otherwise please move the threat. I didn´t find it here and I think it´s a staple in every Forum)

The Dschinn-Game!

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You wake up and a Djinn tells you, you can have ONE wish, as long as you help him influence the last wish he granted in an unpredictable and funny way. You can wish for ANYTHING you want, but beware, you have to obey THE RULES.
​

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THE RULES
(You have to adhere to a certain order)

1. State the last wish I granted and manipulate it in a way that I can´t predict and find funny!
(ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO QUOTE THE USER BEFORE YOU; SO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHICH WISH YOU MANIPULATED!)

2. State the name of the one whose wish I granted last, so they can bath in your glory and comedic power!
(SEE ABOVE!)

3. State the wish you want me to fullfill!
(GIVE THE NEXT PLAYER SOMETHING TO MANIPULATE!)

4. If at any time you see, that a wish was manipulated more than once, THE LAST POST DICTATES YOU NEXT MOVE!
(SO FOR EXAMPLE IF PLAYER 1 MANIPULATED THE WISH BEFORE HIM AND WISHED FOR X AND AT THE SAME TIME PLAYER 2 DID THE SAME AND WISHED FOR Y, Y IS THE WISH THAT COUNTS FOR YOU!)​

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I hope I didn´t forget anything ​

Now let´s get started:

I wish to know everything there is about the history of mankind!

Such an opportunity and all you did was wish for a cell phone

 

[HarelM]

I wish I knew enough physics to be sure what I just said wasn't utter garbage.

Your wish to know enough physics to verify the sensibility of your previous statement is granted. You know enough physics to be uncontrollably dangerous to both yourself and anyone in your vicinity whenever you attempt to apply any of your knowledge.

I wish that I could become either corporeal or incorporeal whenever I choose.