For some reason I was just thinking of the old Man Show and the late Fox's version of that old Mexican song - "Ay-yi-yi-yi your mother embezzles from sperm banks...."
Oh God so many versions of that line -- was a very popular Rugby song -- ah those were the days -- and thank God there were no camera phones in those days.
Your mother swims out to meet troop ships
Your mother does pushups on flagpoles
Your mother thinks bedpans are soup bowls
Your sister gives hand jobs on subways
Your father gets cum in his mustache
You brother beats off in confession
Your sister does squat-thrusts on fireplugs
Your mother and father were brothers
Your sister's in love with a carrot
Your mother swims out after troopships (and catches them!)
The troopships requested your father
Your sister licks batshit off cave walls
Your mother does squat thrusts on fire hydrants
Your sister douches with Drano
Your father re-fills creme doughnuts
Your brother eats the creme doughnuts
Your mother deflowered Speed Racer
Your sister licks moose cum off pine cones
Your brother likes sheep more than women
Your mother likes gangbangs from scout troops
Your sister goes down for a quarter
Your mother makes tampons from gerbils
Your sister can suck-start a Harley
Your sister leaves slime trails like snails