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Your wonders never cease Evil, have to add Evil Piano Playing to your skills. (best I got was secondary school jazz saxophone).
That's exactly how you play the evil one too! :ROFLMAO:

I also play the guitar.. and Breaking the Law was the first song I played there. Although, my best friend's brother showed me how to play it on the bass. Probably one of the easier riffs to play. :)

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I'll just give you Kenny G instead. 🤣

I'm offering you Johnny Sins.

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That's exactly how you play the evil one too! :ROFLMAO:

I also play the guitar.. and Breaking the Law was the first song I played there. Although, my best friend's brother showed me how to play it on the bass. Probably one of the easier riffs to play. :)
The bass guitar or the regular guitar is a completely American dream and a ridiculous instrument made up only to pick up half-witted girls in the neighborhood next to a fire. You can do the same with the saz in Central Asia.
 
I don't trust you.

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Who me? I do not cause shenanigans that is my least favorite thing to do.
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Hi Gorion.
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Enjoy shenanigans.
Lol glad to see you around again dream! And we always enjoy shenanigans :cool:

That's exactly how you play the evil one too! :ROFLMAO:

I also play the guitar.. and Breaking the Law was the first song I played there. Although, my best friend's brother showed me how to play it on the bass. Probably one of the easier riffs to play. :)

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Thanks, now I have to listen to this on repeat and have it stuck in my head for the next week lol
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Prolific doctor, lawyer, preacher, and pizza delivery guy…

It doesn't matter what he does for a living, he ends up in every hole in the ground. In an interview he said he's slept with over 10,000 different women.
 

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The bass guitar or the regular guitar is a completely American dream and a ridiculous instrument made up only to pick up half-witted girls in the neighborhood next to a fire. You can do the same with the saz in Central Asia.
Hey now, don't go running around telling peoples secrets. Some of us are trying to make an honest fuck.
 
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How are all you beautiful degenerates doing tonight? Everyone have a good day?

who knows what these gibberish speaking generations mean

...all I heard was "Gerdy gerdy, vert da ferken bork bork bork." Damnit.. the babel fish didn't work @Tosser !!!

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Hmmmm... I think it's working. Wait. Something feels wrong. I just gotta ahnythor ah'n'gha shuggothh ahnythor mgep bthnkornah!


This was not where I was expecting the new season of Lurker Hideout to go...

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Oh shit!!



Umm.. wait.. much better!


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MOTHERF..dsdasdkasjh

This better not become a thing.

@Underlord
I was PRAYING that wouldn't catch on.

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Welp, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊🙏
See you all tomorrow! :p

Rest well, Slum! A pleasure chatting. <3

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Figures you'd just pop up.

You know, you're like the A-Bomb. Everybody's laughing, having a good time. Then you show up, and boom.. everything's dead.

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Is the only jinx X cyborg animation I can think of, its a little old, part of internet hentai history you could say. And yes, is always the best ones the ones who leave.



Care to ask, what does feta stands for?

Furry feta sounds like blue goat cheese.

(Holy shit, it's a thing.)


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Best part is that the website I found it on is called "Sendiks".
 

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Oh, we're offering stuff now? Okay.. here it goes..

You offered me something by offering me nothing. In such cases you can send your offer to my address via Amazon. I'll give you the delivery code when the courier arrives. He'd better leave it on my doorstep. There'll be a black angry Labrador waiting for him inside. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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It doesn't matter what he does for a living, he ends up in every hole in the ground. In an interview he said he's slept with over 10,000 different women.
careful talking about holes, you might summon him

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The bass guitar or the regular guitar is a completely American dream and a ridiculous instrument made up only to pick up half-witted girls in the neighborhood next to a fire. You can do the same with the saz in Central Asia.
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Hey now, don't go running around telling peoples secrets. Some of us are trying to make an honest fuck.
Dude, it's impossible to do an honest business in the 21st century. Even Elon Musk puts a picture of a dog on the X platform to make money and then withdraws the money he put into Doge coin when people load it up and shake the suckers down. Do you think anyone is honest when it comes to fucking? No, of course not. Everyone wants to take someone else's wife and fuck her treacherously without her husband knowing.
careful talking about holes, you might summon him

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It's okay, I'm very experienced. I know how to run away in these situations.

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Come on, you could have said something.
 
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It doesn't matter what he does for a living, he ends up in every hole in the ground. In an interview he said he's slept with over 10,000 different women.
Bald people tend to have high levels of testoster. I'd say he was low balling the interviewer.
 
It's okay, I'm very experienced. I know how to run away in these situations.

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Come on, you could have said something.
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Bald people tend to have high levels of testoster. I'd say he was low balling the interviewer.

I have a lot of hair and believe me, my testosterone levels are so high that if someone fell into it, they would suffocate.

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Dude, it's impossible to do an honest business in the 21st century. Even Elon Musk puts a picture of a dog on the X platform to make money and then withdraws the money he put into Doge coin when people load it up and shake the suckers down. Do you think anyone is honest when it comes to fucking? No, of course not. Everyone wants to take someone else's wife and fuck her treacherously without her husband knowing.
I wouldn't say everyone, I'm pretty open about my fucking shenanigans. As you know, I do love shenanigans. I want him to know, and to know he's next if not simultaneously. 👀
 
I wouldn't say everyone, I'm pretty open about my fucking shenanigans. As you know, I do love shenanigans. I want him to know, and to know he's next if not simultaneously. 👀
You want to fuck her husband?



That's brutal, man.

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It's okay, I'm very experienced. I know how to run away in these situations.

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Come on, you could have said something.
theres no running away once you summon him, maybe he'll be gentle since its your first time

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Thank you so much! I truly appreciate it. If you have a moment, could you please share which entry was selected as the winner? Your insights would be incredibly valuable to me!
I didn't make note of that, just noted your name for an award yesterday. That would've been knee socks day.
 
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