Again with the FAKE NEWS !! Bonky is a innocent, peace loving, community building, Saint !!! Has there been times of self/slum defense....Yes. Has there been alleged sexual assaults....Yes. Has there been a sex tape with the house spouse made ?.....Yes. Should Bonky stfu and talk to a lawyer from Guzmeister & associates..... Yes.
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Newscaster: Now our top stories of the hour. The world's top surgeon Evil Surgeon
removed a 1,000 lb. tumor out of a man's asshole. Evil Surgeon said the tumor had been
growing in the man's rectum since 1973 and the cause was broccoli. Eat all your vegetables
because they are good for you my ass!
In other news, a man received the Nobel Peace Prize for the world's largest cat farm.
Shawn Chapp of Canada said he couldn't have done it without maple Syrup, and wanted
to thank each and every Canadian. When asked if he wanted to thank the Americans to,
he said the following "meow meow no"
In other news, a man with a block of cheese on his head was seen running naked
up and down the Green Bay Packers football field during a football game, the suspect was
arrested once he stopped running and tried to insert the football up his ass, he
got almost the entire football shoved in when police finally were able to detain him,
the suspect was later identified as Conzibald a mental patient who had escaped the Green Bay
Wisconsin mental institution.
In other news, a Denmark resident Slum Dum was awarded 1st place in a local Tomato Contest,
when slum managed to grow a 10,000 lb. tomato. When Slum was asked what he would do
with the prize money, he responded "Me and my tomato are going to Disney Land"