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3 Years of Service
I'm not American, but I had an American co-worker a whole while back. Brace yourself... It's a story within a story.Instead to pick the movie, dub it and sponsor it, American producers have this obsession with remaking them with some low cost director and scriptwriter who doesn't understand why that particular movie had success or why it was a good movie. Maybe only 1 on every 100 remakes has commercial success. I wonder if they even try sometimes just to put an international movie in the American theaters. Maybe American users can answer to that: Are foreign movies present in American theaters? Does the American audience reject them or is it a bias from the producers? Why do you think it happens that often a foreign movie is remade?
Skip to the end if you don't like my blabla.
Hopefully, I didn't already tell the story on this board and forgot.
So, this guy was like, 10-20 years younger than me, but he felt older than me. An "old soul" so to speak.
Surprisingly, he had an passionate defense of remakes, no matter how bad. He told HIS story:
He was from a farm town. They did plays for entertainment. Drapes were used as robes. Farm tools were used as medieval weapons.
As as a kid, he found it magical... until...
..."some mother fucking city slicker" (his words) had arrived in town or been stuck there and saw the play.
The city dude then proceeded to shit all over the play, talking about how it was so much better in Broadway, or some such.
He really, REALLY crushed the spirits of the farmer / actors.
To prevent the, you know, likely death of the city boy, the mayor expedited the repairs on the car, or whatever, and he was sent on his way.
This stuck with my co-worker.
He said "I feel just as protective about movies and movie remakes as my farm plays. I don't care if worse. I don't care if it's OBJECTIVELY worse.
I wanna see THAT story, with MY actors, with TODAY'S tech, and I don't really fucking care how shitty it is. Me and my friends will see it."
Presumably, he meant actors of his age / contemporaries, not, you know, the actual 'actors' from his farm.
Still, that stuck with me. He also was the guy that I spoke of that said:
"What? If Shakespeare had made movies instead of plays, and it was recorded, no-one could ever, Ever, EVER remake Romeo and Juliet?"
Now, unfortunately, there's not enough people like him that see those movies to stop bomb after bomb at the box office, but at least he got something out of the remakes. I hope that explains something, or, at least, gives HIS opinion on remakes.
TLDR = Some people WANT remakes with THEIR actors. That's it. No more. No less. But there's not enough people like that for the movie to make money.