discussion Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

[PsychicJohn]

The same way as everyone else: I fucked my cat.

J/K it's a hot chick. She's with a tailplug if you don't like the Neko aspect.

Which hot chick? Also why wouldn't i like the neko aspect?

why in the hell do people think that posts give you coins? jesus fucking christ, just make my job harder for no reason

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@Bloodheart is here!

Spoiler: I now know you like horse pussy

Horse IN pussy works, right?

Spoiler: PsychicJohn

Hope you enjoy what you find, and it's what you were hoping for!

Thank you, and yes it is

 

[conzibald]

Only holes i own are yours so good luck penetrating those.

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[SJMagic]

All I can say about piracy is

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[jsmith666]

As soon as I walk in the door.
Coworkers: We have a problem, a customer is bitching about

Me:

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Seriously I hadn't even clocked in yet.

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Have you considered finding a job that doesn't involve dealing with customers? Best thing I ever did was get away from those rat bastards.

 

[User_106373]

Why do people tempt fate like this? Why not...what's next, three sexy girls having sex with each other?
Though mad respect if you have a thing for ant sex and this was your secret way to try and get some made.

Trust me... I am very sneaky, and was definitely expect to get some form of strange replies when I asked the fateful question "What is next?" Somehow someone even more desturbed than me... if this is such a possibility... decided that ant sex was a thing they actively engage in with their microscope wiener.. Nope, im not into ant sex. I neverr heard of such a think in my life before today and I heard of many things... or actually thought I did... before I met such an interesting arrangement of people in this entertaining and fun Lewd Corner thread, but I personally will not be attempt any kind of ant sexual activities... Not into bugophelia or strange plant and tree sexual fetish. for some reason it dont appeal to my desires. However, it is great fun to involve in such delights as was recently suggested here.

I mean... You are more then welcome to try it out and give us feedback if ant sex will be your new fetish thing.. or even bugophelia or is this not a word I say correct.? Bugophelia... enjoyment of sex with bugs...

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[jsmith666]

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How are my fellow Lewdians today?

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Good morning! Welcome back.

 

[darqfybre]

Mornin' Lewdites. It's almost Friday!

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[HuevosAzules]

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Good morning! Welcome back.

Good morning J
Finally got everyone in my office working on something that doesn't need me
So, I'll probably be here a bit, unless some thing comes up
(like it always does when it's calm )

 

[Slumdum]

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How are my fellow Lewdians today?

Good morning Huevos!
Good to see you today!

 

[kikomascado]

Finally caught up with the backread, now I'll begin the replies, but it'll take a while.
But one question: Can we create new threads for identification, it's just so after a while it'll be moved? Or you should only ask for it on the respective thread?

 

[HuevosAzules]

Good morning Huevos!
Good to see you today!

Morning Slum!
Good to see you too!

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[Underlord]

And I need to fix this gif...

Make it a admin or owner making you mods work or something that would be hilarious

 

[InvaderZim]

If you like the old B&W movies- you should check out "Harold Lloyd". He did ALL of his own stunts and some of them could've had disastrous consequences. Oh, and George Melies had a lot of interesting animations and camera tricks that made him quite the pioneer in his day.

Buster Keaton was one of those guys who did all his death defying stunts himself.
One time he had a physical his doctor asked him:

"So, when did you break your neck?"

He had no idea he ever did, but thinking back he figured out when it happened.

He was filming a scene where he stood under the pipe of those water towers they used to fill steam locomotives. He was to pull the release and be hosed down. But, he had underestimated the force of a one foot pillar of water dropping from twenty feet, so he was immediately pancaked on the tracks. He jumped up and finished the scene though, it's in the movie.

When he was flattened down his neck was across the rail. He did remember having a very sore neck for some time after that scene.

Edit: Typo

 

[HTYYHRK]

Why do people tempt fate like this? Why not...what's next, three sexy girls having sex with each other?
Though mad respect if you have a thing for ant sex and this was your secret way to try and get some made.

I don't believe 3 girls could have sex with each other. I demand visual proof.

 

[conzibald]

I don't believe 3 girls could have sex with each other. I demand visual proof.

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[HuevosAzules]

Well,DAMN!
I jinxed myself...
Now I have to go take care of a problem myself
since I put everyone to work on other projects

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Back later!
Don't have too much fun without me

 

[Xorsm]

Oh, hey we passed 1k pages
For celebration here's a really hot image I've already posted but I'm doing it again because it's so hot, sue me.......

Spoiler: Got me more bricked up than a prison on no shower tuesday.

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[TheDude14]

Have you considered finding a job that doesn't involve dealing with customers? Best thing I ever did was get away from those rat bastards.

I don't deal with them technically. I'm just the shipper. But if something happens during shipping I hear about it. But they are complaining about some plastic screw tops breaking ( legit complaint ) and that for a 8 part order 2 were packaged internally this way and 6 were packaged internally another way ( BS complaint ) The difference being a 1/4 piece a foam vs some bubble wrap. I've though about it really have. I started here in Oct and paid 10 dollars more then my last job and all i have to do is ship. Last job I was the warehouse lead, shipper, warehouse manager, sales person, customer service even tho i was just the warehouse lead and responsible for shipping. Plus after only being here for a few months they did raises and they gave me a raise of another 5 dollars

 

[Noci]

I just wanted you to know that I read the last Chapter of 'Kodomo No Jikan". That was unexpected.

Spoiler: Rin having to

take matters "into her own hands"

it's the culmination of the manga. call me a sucker, but i love stories where everyone gets a good ending

Spoiler: it's also very fun

that Daisuke is too big

 

[Xorsm]

I don't believe 3 girls could have sex with each other. I demand visual proof.

I don't like to call it sex, i like to call it violently hugging