discussion Complete Unity Other CFS2020: Chair Fucking Simulator [Final] [SoSorrySoft]

[Dean]

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Developer Name

SoSorrySoft

Developer Links

itch.io

Version

Final (Finished)

Latest Update

Aug 3, 2020

Release Date

Feb 3, 2020

Language

English

OS

1. Windows

Overview:
ChairFucker is an immersive, engaging gaming “experience” that helps players connect with not only themselves, but the world around them. Nowadays with phones, texting, massive pandemic events, this story needs to be told: The story of a soul, looking to reach out and connect. ChairFucker is the story of love and loneliness in dark times. ChairFucker is an experience where gamers get to really saddle up and settle into hardcore chair intercourse twitch gaming. Every second counts in this intense, society-challenging game.​

Spoiler: Genre

3dcg, animated, humor, teasing

Spoiler: Installation

1. Extract and run.

Spoiler: Changelog

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Spoiler: Developer Notes

Lock on
and fire away with over 100,000,000 unique chair dating experiences. Enjoy the DEPTH of the story by reading chairs’ dating profiles. Fuck those chairs if you want. Choose which chairs to fuck! Call chairs on the phone! SCREAM LIKE A VERY LOUD GOAT! Open a portal to hell, but beware of what’s on the other side! It’s a chair! Or is it yourself.Get your gamer eggs in a tizzy with this Simulation

Blast your way through 1 environment
Learn the dark truth behind every Chair, what secrets unite them?
Bump your way to the top of the chair pile
Truly control the impact of your pelvic thrusts
Menus
Animation!
Clicking
Double clicking
Save game data!
Amazing!

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[Death Angel Studio's iconDeath Angel Studio]

why...

 

[Myuhinny]

Why not?

 

[Lurkabowa]

Now that is an aggressive chair humping

edit: imagine playing this game in the arcade

 

[Myuhinny]

edit: imagine playing this game in the arcade

Wonder what it would be like with a idle clicker.

 

[Vaiz]

What

 

[Nnnovember]

I..... Don't...... What?

 

[Massap]

Reminds me of a horny fruit juicer, was it from the ctrl-alt-del comic back in the day?

 

[razor44888]

I guess there is a niche for everything

 

[ohhagb]

I'm giving this game a try simply for this Gif.

 

[LevverSan]

yes.... may I be honest, I really can't think of anything about it

 

[isaacisdead]

I had a professor that kept grinding on the desk and chair, I'm glad to see him have a game of his own

 

[Safetydummy]

By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth, just HOW does someone get THIS inspired? This should definitely win some award for originality or at the "game we didn't know we needed" honourable mention.

I have to wonder if it was inspired by that viral video of those 6 bruthas humping a footstool to (iirc) some R. Kelly song, that was on Tosh.0 years and years ago...

It's definitely going in the queue, that's all I can say for now.

 

[Reeded]

Epic

 

[mars]

I honestly don't know what I expected.

 

[Lurkabowa]

I had a professor that kept grinding on the desk and chair, I'm glad to see him have a game of his own

Apologies that this triggered a disturbing moment in your life. On the bright side, at least you have an idea of why the professor might find desks and chairs attractive… after playing this game of course

 

[ab2709]

this has got to be one of the weirdest shit I've found in all my times on the porn sites...

 

[Lurkabowa]

this has got to be one of the weirdest shit I've found in all my times on the porn sites...

Don’t knock it till you try it

 

[Earlybird]

This reminds me of that Phone dating simulator "Dialtown" but more explicit... I think, I don't know.

 

[TheHornerDude]

Don't even need to play this. It's existence will sustain me for years to come