Why we dont have great parody game about hollywood industry?

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Cant understand one thing really, we have games with comics heroes, we have a lot of parody porn games to fantasy movies, but why nobody didnt try to make really cool and high quality parody porn game to Hollywood industry? I think this is really hidden gem, with a lot of opportunities, but i didnt see any good game about this sphere. Or maybe i just didnt search well?
 
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Hmm, lemme park here in case someone came in with a recommendation. Porn hollywood parody sounds awesome.
 
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I can see it.

As "Hector Winestain" (no relation to actual persons is intended, be they living, dead or currently in prison for trying out this game without rollback IRL), you ruthlessly build your film empire, choosing who makes it and who gets blackballed as various actresses compete for spots in your upcoming film projects. Engage in blackmail, drink, drugs, bribery, rape and access to the seediest offers of the criminal world that being flush with cash opens up to you.

Don't forget that you need to actually put good actors and actresses into your films in order to keep cash coming in. Locally source it, buy out or steal top talent from other agencies. Be sure to balance parts given for favors with blockbuster vehicles to keep you rolling in dough.

Find new talent by shmoozing with style. Contribute to local charities, scout local schools (colleges, of course), theater groups, and small acts, and be sure to take time finding talent in every bar, brothel and empty conference room you can drag a prospect into across the city.

Keep up appearances, lending a helping hand with local organizations, helping the homeless, funding orphanages, and getting troubled youth off the streets. And let them help you by trafficking them or harvesting them via the black market to get that new liver for your top talent. Or just bankroll their little street gangs to get you the drugs you need and quietly enforce your will whenever negotiations aren't quite enough. Make sure to tie up those loose threads at the end of the day.

Use Hollywood accounting magic to fuck lesser actors and crews out of their money. After all, you're done with them, and you need another yacht to impress the models you invite to your orphan aid gala in june.

Keep track of who's who, and remember that those you burn won't forget it, and they'll be looking to take you down. Enemies and the envious are all around you.

Not to mention the police sticking their noses everywhere. It's not like all of the local missing youth or all of the hopeful starlets that ran away from all over the US are in your subbasement, jeez. And watch out, because sometimes people can't be bought. Their funeral.

Can you build up the catalog of directors, actors, studio space and keep the union crews happy without anyone discovering the skeletons in your closet?
 
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The main reason we don't see many games (parody or not) about Hollywood is that Hollywood SUES people for ANYTHING. There have been several games that changed characters appearance to avoid a lawsuit. Yes, you MIGHT get away with something small using characters that look SIMILAR to minor celebrities, but even that IS a risk. If you try anything related to or owned by Disney, you WILL be getting calls from the lawyers.

Just a thought.
 

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Hollywood is already a parody.. Just look at the weird shit that comes out every now and then.. Imagine all the deep dark secret shit that doesn't :oops:
+ that would be a parody of a parody,,, and that shit doesn't sell well.
 

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If you try anything related to or owned by Disney

there have been plenty of disney character based games.

hell, akabar, one of the bigger devs from a decade or so back, before this scene started growing in the western world, started with his "princess trainer" game

a quick search shows games still being updated after years. there's one on buttzone thats has been getting developed for like seven years now.

just keep your head down, mark it as parody, and don't name them in the title and it seems they'll just ignore you.
 

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Also theres Whores of Thrones which has a pretty close facial resemblance to the actresses. Dunno if they use the same name tho. It is possible, just keep it low, like in member+ section
 
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It would be a good idea and some have done it with well-known faces from that medium but i suppose they fear repercussions either with them or their lunatic fans if it is treated in a bad way so it might not be worth the effort
 

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There actually was a pretty good game along those lines- Casting Director. You start from the bottom, but gradually work your way up to better productions and into more monied circles, with a sort of theme of choosing between staying a wholesome person or plunging into Hollywood depravity.

Unfortunately it's dead in the water; as far as I can tell the dev either got fed up making it or got a real job, maybe both.
 
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