Which kind of eeveelution do you love most?

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

But Espeon is pretty cool to.
 
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At this point im convinced that copy pasta will outlive the frachise itself.

Umbreon is prob my favorite of the eeveelutions but thats prob got more to do with ghost being my fav type than any opinions about the eevee's themselves
 

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

But Espeon is pretty cool to.
I love how every time this topic comes up, the first response is this copy/paste text.
 
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I love how every time this topic comes up, the first response is this copy/paste text.
Since this is a porn VN page, and since we are all degenerates, it stands to reason that the topic of Vaporeon's compatibility with human dick will eventually pop up.
 

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What are we judging here? Well, if it's by design and competitive options definitely Sylveon.
 
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Does levee count? If not I guess glaceon, they are all great though
 

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Cuteist of drownings. I will have to go with Umbreon, though as always the copy/pasta vaporeon comment makes me think :D
 

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Originally Zapdos, nowadays Umbreon. Regarding looks only.

Wouldn't be able to say gameplay wise, as I mostly ignored all eeveelutions besides those two... and maybe Vaporeon and Sylveon, a bit.
 

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As a kid Espeon was my favourite. When Sylveon came out I really disliked it. But I lived long enough to become a Sylveon enjoyer and is now my favourite.
 
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