Other Things to Say When Someone Sneezes

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Besides "bless you", "gesundheit", etc..

"fuck you!"
(if in public and it's a stranger) "OH MY GOD IT'S OUT!!! CALL THE CDC!!!"
 
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Say "Oh yeah?" in a challenging tone and then sneeze louder.
 
Besides "bless you", "gesundheit", etc..

"fuck you!"
(if in public and it's a stranger) "OH MY GOD IT'S OUT!!! CALL THE CDC!!!"
With friend I tell them to "Shut the fuck up". :kek:
 
"Bless you", but if they get to three change it to "Now you're getting greedy"
 
Besides "bless you", "gesundheit", etc..

"fuck you!"
(if in public and it's a stranger) "OH MY GOD IT'S OUT!!! CALL THE CDC!!!"
Loved the idea of saying fuck you. Cursed be the portugueses that colonized my country. And where is my gold?
 
Sprinkle water on them and yell "The power of Christ compels you!"
 
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Nowadays I don't recommend sneezing unless your at home alone. Otherwise people look at you like your carrying the plague.

Might get you arrested for infecting others as well.
 
"BOOGERS! EWWWW!" - Chen's 9 year old daughter.
 
Besides "bless you", "gesundheit", etc..

"fuck you!"
(if in public and it's a stranger) "OH MY GOD IT'S OUT!!! CALL THE CDC!!!"
TERORIST HE'S TRYING TO PASS THE COVID TO EVERYONE. CALL FOR LOCK DOWNS!!!! WHERES FAUCHI CHECK HIS TAX RETURNS TO SEE IF IT ESCAPED ANOTHER OF HIS OVERSEAS LABS>
 
Grab them by the nose and tell them to shut up

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In latin america 1st time you sneeze we say : salud! (bless you) , then the second time you sneeze you will say: dinero! (money), if you sneeze a third time we say: amor! (love).... and if he continues you will not say anything else lol
 
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