Game tag + product slogan/tagline

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I obviously have a problem or addiction. Watching Hockey game and when commercials came on
my twisted mind started linking game tags here with slogans/taglines in the commercials.

Rape - Have it your way ( Burger King )
Virgin - Once you pop, the fun don’t stop ( Pringles )
Scat - What can brown do for you ( UPS )
Prostituion - t’s free and always will be! ( Facebook )
Incest - When you’re here, you’re family. ( Olive Garden )
Gay - Taste the rainbow. ( Skittles )
Vaginal sex - Think outside the bun. ( Taco Bell )
Oral sex - Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. ( M&M's )
Loli - The best a man can get. ( Gillette )

Should i seek professional help ? Think of any funny or good ones.....let's hear them

 

[John123111]

These are elite. The skittles one😂😂😂

 

[AlphaKings]

Dude what lollll

 

[-Bonk-]

Dude what lollll

Sorry bro....i have become consumed. I think i should take a week or 2 off

 

[AlphaKings]

Make one for McDonalds bro -_-

 

[-Bonk-]

Make one for McDonalds bro -_-

I'm loving it kinda applies to most tags

 

[AlphaKings]

I'm loving it kinda applies to most tags

Thats true

 

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Harem - Betcha can't eat just one ( Lays )
Masturbation - So easy, a caveman could do it ( Geico )

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Prostitution + Loli - Trix are for kids ( Trix Cereal )
Dating sim - The quicker picker upper ( Bounty )
Bukkake - Good till the last drop ( Maxwell House )
Teasing - Just Do It ( Nike )

 

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Abandoned - Make Quitting suck less ( Nicorette )
Twins - Double your pleasure, double your fun ( Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum )
Groping - You're in good hands ( Allstate )

 

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Transformation - Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman ( Secret )

 

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Beastiality - I’d walk a mile for a Camel ( Camel Cigarettes )
- Eat mor chikin. ( Chick-Fil-A )
- Your pet, our passion. ( Purina )

 

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Sleep Sex - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. ( Fed Ex )