Dear "Big Weiner" Game Devs: Are women like the Tardis??

[XCIX99]

Are women like the Tardis in Doctor Who, they have more dimensional space inside their body than physics allows? or What about the magical dimensional clothing that conceals the fireplug sized schlong you with such intricate detail created for them?

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How does it does not rip or destroy the LIs body? Or, if you model the MC's member off of a...

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''''telephone pole. It still can somehow fit down a woman's throat? What magic is that? What compels you to use the model of a....

....skyscraper to chase the harem of women around with in your game? How can we imagine they are addicted to it as obviously they would be shredded up and broken by it. It breaks immersion to try to imagine the MC's male member you have crafted by copying a...

...Caber used in the the Highland games in the caber toss. We want to have sex with the ladies not murder them!

Yes, we are men, and we want to pretend that our penis is like the mighty Anaconda

But, still, I am beginning to think we need to have an IQ test (Emotional Intelligence test?) for Game Devs.

Please explain the magic or science behind your MC's with members that look more like birth defects and weapons than anything else.

A penis should not have its own gravity, my friends! Yes, it has a glorious duty, but that duty is only complete by being lost in warm wet darkness.

 

[User_65561]

But, still, I am beginning to think we need to have an IQ test (Emotional Intelligence test?) for Game Devs.

But, still, I am beginning to think we need to have an IQ test (Emotional Intelligence test?) for Game Devs.

But, still, I am beginning to think we need to have an IQ test (Emotional Intelligence test?) for Game Devs.

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[GockGaming]

I love a big weiner but there's a limit to how much weiner I can love

 

[vinkelsier]

But the bigger the wiener, the more there is to love!

 

[JWillGames]

I respect the right for giant dongers to exist in the only mediums possible! One day the dongers shall block out the sun and the world shall be born anew....or something.

 

[48e1-920b-9a4ff0ce20]

Porn logic is not required to bow to your misguided preconceptions of reality.

If a body isn't distorting into a thin condom around a shaft the size of a large luggage trunk, can you really be said to have had sex at all?

If a woman cannot fit three and a half dwarves inside her, screaming, kicking and begging until fully thrust into the infinite helen-parr-esque hammerspace of her abdomen, there never to reemerge, her abdomen having abandoned all pathetic pretense of needing to house organs generations ago, leaving her not more than a sleeve of skin supported by a contortable spongelike interior, if she cannot do this, can she be said to be a woman at all?

It's like you never studied anatomy.

Go pick up some hentai, and educate yourself on how women should be, with their vaginas nearly touching their navels, breasts floating like balloons, eyes sized like an owl's, nose absent and bones somehow surviving seemingly impossible contortions with casual ease.

Those guys definitely know what vaginas look like. Why else would they be drawing them?

 

[vinkelsier]

Porn logic is not required to bow to your misguided preconceptions of reality.

If a body isn't distorting into a thin condom around a shaft the size of a large luggage trunk, can you really be said to have had sex at all?

If a woman cannot fit three and a half dwarves inside her, screaming, kicking and begging until fully thrust into the infinite helen-parr-esque hammerspace of her abdomen, there never to reemerge, her abdomen having abandoned all pathetic pretense of needing to house organs generations ago, leaving her not more than a sleeve of skin supported by a contortable spongelike interior, if she cannot do this, can she be said to be a woman at all?

It's like you never studied anatomy.

Go pick up some hentai, and educate yourself on how women should be, with their vaginas nearly touching their navels, breasts floating like balloons, eyes sized like an owl's, nose absent and bones somehow surviving seemingly impossible contortions with casual ease.

Those guys definitely know what vaginas look like. Why else would they be drawing them?

John K. Pe-ta should be required reading to make porn games​

Total mastery of the human anotomy

 

[Earlybird]

If a woman cannot fit three and a half dwarves inside her, screaming, kicking and begging until fully thrust into the infinite helen-parr-esque hammerspace of her abdomen, there never to reemerge, her abdomen having abandoned all pathetic pretense of needing to house organs generations ago, leaving her not more than a sleeve of skin supported by a contortable spongelike interior, if she cannot do this, can she be said to be a woman at all?

I actually have zero opinion on dick size in games. I just want to shout out this response had me dying. Well said.

 

[Augustus]

A key advantage of virtually generated porn over real porn is that we don't need to worry about whether something can fit into a human body without harming them.

 

[texaslonghorned]

It's not meant to be realistic, that’s the entire point. Even pornography as a whole is a mere facsimile of real sex

 

[Republican Bear]

One game called In For A Penny had an MC with a double sized horse-cock and used game logic about how it fits every women due to science.

Until he stepped out of the dome got hard and almost had a heart attack given the vast amount of blood that was needed.

 

[vinkelsier]

One game called In For A Penny had an MC with a double sized horse-cock and used game logic about how it fits every women due to science.

Until he stepped out of the dome got hard and almost had a heart attack given the vast amount of blood that was needed.

I'm kind of suprised he actualy got a penis reduction

 

[Alcareru]

Mantis X is prolly a cause for this thread...

 

[gbfacc999]

blackhole

 

[User_82166]

I like a big dong in a porn game. That said, it can get too big, but I certainly enjoy game more if the MC packs a monster

 

[mchlladams638]

I wouldn't mind the occasional big cock in a game, but when nearly every game has a MC with a monster dong - i'm just tired of it

 

[MattShizzle]

Me whenever I hear anything about a "tardis"
Fuck, I don't have the pic anymore and can't find it online, but it had Captain Kirk and Spock, with Captain Kirk laughing and it was captioned "Tardis? More like a retardis. Suck on that Dr Who."

 

[Landskrona84]

There is a limit that I can agree on of the size

 

[readonly]

I feel players are as much to blame as devs on this, I've seen games where the MC is like 9 inches and people will still go into the thread complaining that its too small.

 

[misaki002]

I mean u cant have 5+ girls around your cock if it isnt big enough