Boner-killing Dirty Talk

[kytee]

I recently saw a video of a camgirl moaning, "Fantastic! Fantastic! Awesome!" from her lovense vibrating her pussy that made my cock shrivel from cringe.

What are some of the worst boner-killing, dirty talk one-liners that you've ever heard or read from porn or adult games?

 

[stangnomez]

For me, it's when their make up to resembles Cindy Lou Who

 

[mrrapturous]

My ex insisted on anatomical names only for body parts. Really hard to keep a vibe going when everything except 'penis' and 'vagina' are off limits.

 

[ButtSpreader]

Baby talk or Dumb Blonde kills it for me. I find intelligent people attractive and deliberately dumbing yourself down or worse, not being smart or experienced enough to speak normally is a huge turnoff. I'm not particularly concerned about body type, but I like adults I can hold a conversation with.

 

[Huntsman25w]

When the video tag is "Dirty talk" But all they do is go "Hmm. ahhh," a few times.

 

[Tosser]

A girl can drop in almost anything once, but if they keep repeating something like "oh, fuck me daddy" or "oh, yeah, right there" or "I love how our cock fills me up" over, and over, and over, and over, and over again and again and again and again and again.... Or a string of such phrases similarly on constant repeat, I'm ready to cut the sound.

 

[idkwhattoput123]

I do not like being called daddy I don't know if I'm the minority or not but it just doesn't hit for me.

 

[duckydoodoo]

every time my ex talked after we broke up, finally i just told her that her mouth is only good for sucking cock and she was never any good at that either. when we were talking in person i just filled her mouth and problem was solved, if we were on the phone, she shut up or hung up, problem solved.

okay real talk, any time they mention someone else. im not insecure, but i never felt like saying,"oh yeah you are better than my ex" during sex or any comparison, and i dont want to hear one either. if i wanted to talk about our ex's we could cuddle with hot cocoa braid each others hair and compare our breast sizes, you know all that stuff teen girls in tv and movies.

 

[Azil]

It took my ex a while to figure out how to talk about the things I could do to "my sister" without making me think about my actual sister. There are very few ways to turn me off faster than to make me think about my actual family members.

 

[LUVGAMZ23]

Anything derogatory towards herself or the MC. "Call me slut! Call me bitch!" and that's it for me. I then skim the text of that sex scene and just enjoy the visuals.

A close second are games with sound effects of "Ah! Uh! Ehm!" i.e. any grunt like effects. I mean... are you trying to cough up a hairball?

 

[barbarella2021]

A girl can drop in almost anything once, but if they keep repeating something like "oh, fuck me daddy" or "oh, yeah, right there" or "I love how our cock fills me up" over, and over, and over, and over, and over again and again and again and again and again.... Or a string of such phrases similarly on constant repeat, I'm ready to cut the sound.

Too true, it gets boring really fast and intensely annoying about 2 seconds later!

 

[Huntsman25w]

Anything derogatory towards herself or the MC. "Call me slut! Call me bitch!" and that's it for me. I then skim the text of that sex scene and just enjoy the visuals.

A close second are games with sound effects of "Ah! Uh! Ehm!" i.e. any grunt like effects. I mean... are you trying to cough up a hairball?

Agree, having a few "Sound effects" can add to the dialog but only when there's a few, not multiple in a row and especially not when that's all there is in the scene.

 

[Republican Bear]

Simple it's spitting on the actress pussy for lubricant, or even when they use to much lube or oil. I just hate it.

 

[gulmot]

Whenever the mouth breather behind the camera decides to contribute.

 

[Huntsman25w]

Whenever the mouth breather behind the camera decides to contribute.

Agreed on every level, can they Please hold it farther away from their face so their breath doesn't drown out the girl.

 

[barbarella2021]

The funniest one I ever saw was a "professionally" made movie from the nineties, but I'd call it a budget porno. One guy and two girls, and it was a boring, badly acted clip. The girls start with some moaning and some half-hearties "oh yahs" then after a minute stop even that. So it's about eight minutes of bad cuts and slapping sounds with a few grunts. Shortly before I reach for the off button (I wasn't even going to fast-forward), out of the blue the guy yells "Getting Reamed! REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then stop talking; silence. My girlfriend and I look at each other in shock, and my roommate in the next room who was studying for a chemistry exam literally walked over to see what the sound was.


We decided to keep watching. A few more moans from the girls who obviously don't want to be there, and we finally get to what is about to be the money shot. I don't even think the guy's head was onscreen and he yells, "Dropping Loads! LOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDSSSSSS! Look at that fucking load, that fucking load....on your FACE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

The three of us were so busy laughing that there was definitely no excitement that evening.

 

[spacez]

Step-anything

 

[odspyykt]

Anything where the woman challenges the guy during sex. "Is that the best you got?! Harder!!"

Also, I find it disturbing how in older porn clips the camera focuses in on the guy's face during climax instead of the girl. Like they are trying to turn men gay subliminally.

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[Madrox Yorick]

Layla Jenner:
oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck....ad fucking infinitum...!

 

[odspyykt]

Layla Jenner:
oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck,oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, oh my god, yes, oh my god, fuck, fuck, oh my god, fuck....ad fucking infinitum...!

10X worse if it's coming from a man!

And then there's the flip side. If the girl is silent (unless in a public setting), then also a turn off.

It's like seasoning, you need just the right amount depending on the mood. Sometimes you want some plain salt, sometimes a zesty BBQ sauce.

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