Ah yes, good ol' NLT EOM. Always NLT EOM. They don't make NLT EOM like they used to, I'll tell you that. Back in the day, NLT EOM was the talk of the town, the envy of all. But nowadays, NLT EOM just doesn't have the same pizzazz, you know? It's like they've forgotten what NLT EOM is all about...