It’s good to be rich — the heating works fine,
No counting loose coins for cheap bottles of wine.
You fly without stress,
Each day a success…
And silk sheets make nights feel terribly divine.
It’s good to be rich — there are candles and lace,
A bath drawn in marble, champagne by the case.
The...
For yesterday's and today's topics:
I was deep inside my sister
I fucked her and I kissed 'er
Dad caught us, said: "Hey!
go fuck mom right away!
To show her how much you missed' er!"
#HowDoYouDefineJedi:
The Force, my ally
Subtle mind control - not rape ...
I am Jedi still!
I've been warned that love can give pains
And expected just blood, wax and chains
But I got a shock
After a night full of cock -
The pain is getting rid of those stains!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Too smoke some marijuana
They both got high, Jack touched her thigh
And asked her "Do you wanna"
Jill said yes, removed her dress
And they had some fun
But naughty Jill forgot the pill
And soon they'll have a son.
Then they were joined for another joint
by...
Michelangelo, with jealousy sick,
Played his rival in love a mean trick:
He made him a monument
So for centuries, with no end,
Everyone said "Look, what a tiny dick!"
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Good way to learn not to be embarrassed!
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Great follow up! :-)
An art teacher once used a trick
He said "I want to paint you as sick!"
So he made her smell paint
'til the schoolgirl did faint
Then he stirred her 'can' with his 'stick'.
There once was a teacher of Greek,
Whose composure grew suddenly weak.
For in the front row,
A young girl flashed a show,
He saw her panties - and was hard all week!
There once was a game night at eight,
With college friends meeting up late.
They played on a board
But soon they got bored
And on a dare started to mate.
Hiking is fun and has always been
Together with every young girl I have seen.
Towards a forbidden land
As my wayward hand
Is hiking up their leg to the treasure between.