There once danced a toy-soldier lad,
Whose leaps made the Sugar Plum mad;
Their pas de deux swirled,
Her secrets unfurled—
and backstage they soon both got laid.
Superman and -girl were quite high
And started to spar in the sky
But each thundering blow
Teased the watchers below
As legs spread and thigh pressed into thigh
Yes. The first half is very good. But after they leave the titular island, it deteriorates quickly. On the island, the girls are well written with different personalities and quirks. But after leaving, new girls are nothing more than hastily done AI art with no personality or even writing...
A calculus class once begun,
And found that maths could be fun
Their tangents embraced,
Their limits were chased,
And the teacher showed them, how it's done!
There once was a team in the pool,
Whose trainer was tough, fast, and cool.
They started a dare
Who could most make him stare
And all girls left their bottoms at school!
A girl gathered pumpkins with flair,
From a patch full of gourds everywhere.
She hummed while at work
Not sensing a jerk—
Who came close and 'harvested' her!
There once was a girl in a store,
Whose outfits piled high on the floor.
The clerk lent a hand,
Behind her her did stand
And 'helped' her until she was sore.
Yes, I'm sure if you bundle in the Linux support, the Linux community would be happy and compared to the graphics size, the extra few MB are negligible.
A girl worked her garden with delight,
By moon’s glow as day turned to night.
Her aide, with a grin,
Knelt down to begin—
And tended her blossom just right.
There once was a match set to start,
Where stretching played quite the part.
With grins and with flair,
They danced as a pair —
And called it a sport for the heart.
A banker once moaned with delight,
At numbers that soared through the night—
Each deal was a thrill,
Each profit a spill,
And each secretaire's pussy so tight!
Today's theme is oasis? Well, here's a limerick about Oasis:
There once was a band from the ‘Pool,
Whose swagger rewrote every rule.
They sang with a snarl,
Each night left a brawl,
And backstage around they would fool!