1. A Star Trek replicator
2. A Star Trek holodeck (which can also work as shelter)
3. A force field generator to protect these
4. A power generator to power all these gadgets
5. A phaser - just in case.
It’s good to be rich — the heating works fine,
No counting loose coins for cheap bottles of wine.
You fly without stress,
Each day a success…
And silk sheets make nights feel terribly divine.
It’s good to be rich — there are candles and lace,
A bath drawn in marble, champagne by the case.
The...
For yesterday's and today's topics:
I was deep inside my sister
I fucked her and I kissed 'er
Dad caught us, said: "Hey!
go fuck mom right away!
To show her how much you missed' er!"
#HowDoYouDefineJedi:
The Force, my ally
Subtle mind control - not rape ...
I am Jedi still!
I've been warned that love can give pains
And expected just blood, wax and chains
But I got a shock
After a night full of cock -
The pain is getting rid of those stains!