1. A Star Trek replicator
2. A Star Trek holodeck (which can also work as shelter)
3. A force field generator to protect these
4. A power generator to power all these gadgets
5. A phaser - just in case.
It’s good to be rich — the heating works fine,
No counting loose coins for cheap bottles of wine.
You fly without stress,
Each day a success…
And silk sheets make nights feel terribly divine.
It’s good to be rich — there are candles and lace,
A bath drawn in marble, champagne by the case.
The...
For yesterday's and today's topics:
I was deep inside my sister
I fucked her and I kissed 'er
Dad caught us, said: "Hey!
go fuck mom right away!
To show her how much you missed' er!"
#HowDoYouDefineJedi:
The Force, my ally
Subtle mind control - not rape ...
I am Jedi still!
I've been warned that love can give pains
And expected just blood, wax and chains
But I got a shock
After a night full of cock -
The pain is getting rid of those stains!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Too smoke some marijuana
They both got high, Jack touched her thigh
And asked her "Do you wanna"
Jill said yes, removed her dress
And they had some fun
But naughty Jill forgot the pill
And soon they'll have a son.
Then they were joined for another joint
by...