After playing a little bit of Supernatural. I would love to have the ability to shapeshift. Come on how much fun would it be to turn into a girl and tentacle fuck yourself. Hell you could literally just become a hentai tentacle creature.
I used to love Who's Line is it Anyways. My friends and I would get drunk video record ourselves playing scenes from a hat like the show. Then watch it hungover the next day -- fun times.
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Since you asked: I have just about a 7.5" dick from base to tip, 5.25" girth, about 6.25" of good insertable length. certainly not a "monster cock" but I dare say it may be the perfect size for most but the size queens. Similar to this amazon product: You must be...
If I am going off of Physical Attraction. I can confidently say that I am an attractive man. I frequently get compared to Ford vs Ferrari Cristian Bale. Sexually speaking I have a beautiful penis. Unfortunately this doesn't translate into charisma or regular sex. I am more emasculated by my...