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  1. SloppySqueezer

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    Who fucks a shit about the rules? If it's against them then it will get flagged by mods and you get banned. Otherwise it's just good ol' fashioned fun; excluding that last one. That shit is nauseating. You must be registered for see element.
  2. SloppySqueezer

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    It's what I do best and why I'm no longer allowed within 300ft of any schools or hospice centers. You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element.You must be registered for see element.
  3. SloppySqueezer

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    As long as they meet the stipulations, I'll set aside my trepidations. Luckily for me no one on this site cums close to qualifying... I guess you could lick it a little if you want. You must be registered for see element.
  4. SloppySqueezer

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    "Everyone" definitely does not want that. My holes are a temple and should be worshipped. Only those with pure intentions may enter the tunnel to nirvana. You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element.
  5. SloppySqueezer

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    Wait, we're thinking the same thing right? You must be registered for see element. I just have to make sure I didn't chuckle at a post about sleazing.
  6. SloppySqueezer

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    I'm more of a cummunist myself. I keep getting kicked out of the local groups though. You must be registered for see element.
  7. SloppySqueezer

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    I'm a blue man... unless we're talking balls. Mine are pink. You must be registered for see element.
  8. SloppySqueezer

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    If we can get some fresh updates I will personally write a letter to every world leader, petitioning for women to get an extra three hours added to their holiday; that way they can have enough time to get ready. You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element.You...
  9. SloppySqueezer

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    You completely understood the assignment and still missed the mark by a mile. You must be registered for see element. Some women actually prefer a smaller screen; the bigger ones hurt their eyes. You must be registered for see element. Yep, it appears we have a turd in the punchbowl. You must...
  10. SloppySqueezer

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    I'm just messing around. I honestly don't give a fugg and would literally never report anyone. You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element.
  11. SloppySqueezer

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    We don't do that weird shit around here. We're perfect little angels who follow all the rules... mostly. You must be registered for see element.
  12. SloppySqueezer

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    Oops. You must be registered for see element.You must be registered for see element.You must be registered for see element.
  13. SloppySqueezer

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    Eww, dude. No one wants to see that shit. You must be registered for see element.
  14. SloppySqueezer

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    Yeah, totally. I would absolutely hate for my wildest fantasies to cum true. You must be registered for see element.
  15. SloppySqueezer

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    I'm not a big fan of pulling out either. You must be registered for see element.
  16. SloppySqueezer

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    Most guys are out here bragging about a week long limp... You must be registered for see element. I put 'em in a wheelchair.
  17. SloppySqueezer

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    Don't blow his cover. It's not easy to maintain a double life as an online pervert and an award winning celebrity. You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element.
  18. SloppySqueezer

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    She sounds like a very special girl. 90% of the women that I've encountered would take offense to rubbing their bellies. I generally stick to massages to the areas that are most affected by stress. You must be registered for see element.You must be registered for see element.You must be...
  19. SloppySqueezer

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    You ain't lyin'. I haven't gotten my squeeze on for four days. I'm basically just a dumb, gay poser at this point. You must be registered for see element.
  20. SloppySqueezer

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    The temp rose from 34°F to 51°F in 45 minutes. Gotta love texas; suck it nerds. You must be registered for see element.You must be registered for see element.
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