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  1. Lechrs

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    I've been trying real hard to put the "dumb" in random! You must be registered for see element.
  2. Lechrs

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    Pretty good... Ahh...working from home... You must be registered for see element.
  3. Lechrs

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    Doin' alright... You must be registered for see element.
  4. Lechrs

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    That reminds me, it's time for my first corny joke of the morning: Did you hear about the guy who evaporated? You must be registered for see element. Yeah...He'll be mist! You must be registered for see element.
  5. Lechrs

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    I greet you all this morning thusly: As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable You must be registered for see element. - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!! You must be registered for see element.
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    I bid you all adieu for the evening with this anti-social musing: You must be registered for see element. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
  7. Lechrs

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    My reaction when beer suddenly doesn't taste good anymore: You must be registered for see element.
  8. Lechrs

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    This is me, at least half the time I try to figure out the tail end of a conversation on this forum: You must be registered for see element.
  9. Lechrs

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    How 'bout a joke to kick off my evening? You must be registered for see element. How do you get a farm girl to marry you? You must be registered for see element. First, a tractor!
  10. Lechrs

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    And...just like that, it's time for a nap! You must be registered for see element.
  11. Lechrs

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    Good emmereffin' day, me fellow lurkers! You must be registered for see element.
  12. Lechrs

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    Well...now that the spilled beer has congealed onto my scrotum,,, and I've drunk a whole pot of coffee,,, it's time for me to officially try to sleep! You must be registered for see element.
  13. Lechrs

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    I agree! You must be registered for see element. Mondays are my Saturdays!
  14. Lechrs

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    They're just practicing...for now! You must be registered for see element.
  15. Lechrs

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    Hell Yes!!! You must be registered for see element.
  16. Lechrs

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    I never heard of them... Girl Scouts??? You must be registered for see element.
  17. Lechrs

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    So...I accidentally fell asleep with a beer in my lap. We all know how that ended! You must be registered for see element.
  18. Lechrs

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    Too bad, indeed! That makes two of us... You must be registered for see element. ...to lament the end of the weekend. However, for all practical purposes, Wednesday is the end of my disordered week... 'cause it's "hump day"! You must be registered for see element.
  19. Lechrs

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    Time to check back in for more shameless coinwhoring! You must be registered for see element.
  20. Lechrs

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    Just stopping in briefly this morning... You must be registered for see element.
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