That reminds me, it's time for my first corny joke of the morning:
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
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Yeah...He'll be mist!
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I greet you all this morning thusly:
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable
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- until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
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I bid you all adieu for the evening with this anti-social musing:
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
"Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
How 'bout a joke to kick off my evening?
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
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First, a tractor!
Well...now that the spilled beer has congealed onto my scrotum,,,
and I've drunk a whole pot of coffee,,,
it's time for me to officially try to sleep!
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Too bad, indeed!
That makes two of us...
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...to lament the end of the weekend.
However, for all practical purposes, Wednesday is the end of my disordered week...
'cause it's "hump day"!
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