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Speaking of kisses...
Time for another classy joke:
A good girl doesn't kiss until the third date.
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Sure makes for awkward sex on the first two!
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Speaking of breast milk from unusual sources,
It's definitely time for another classy joke:
What type of bees make milk?
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Boobies!!!
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Speaking of behinds...
I think it's time for another one of my knee-slapping jokes:
What do you call someone with two butts?
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Biased.
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Let's start the day with a thoughtful musing:
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake,
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tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
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I'll leave you all this evening with the following profound musing:
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion.
For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula.
The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam...