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  1. Saturnus

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    I bet even their delicious blood is high-fat content. Get well soon! Sending healing humps! You must be registered for see element. I just logged on for the first time today and thought, "Wow, all the last posts are from 16 hours ago? I wonder if there was a problem again?" You must be...
  2. Saturnus

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    Watch your wallet while he's down there! Then, spread your cheeks because I'm next! You must be registered for see element. I'll never wonder if you're an 'ass or tits' guy. You must be registered for see element. Good night!
  3. Saturnus

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    It's just you... (and You must be registered for see element.) Well, at least your mothers thought you were cute! You must be registered for see element. Radiant, Such a Sharp Pain, Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 The last time I went into convenience store women's restroom: You must be...
  4. Saturnus

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    Yessss! 💚 You must be registered for see element. Looks like the beginning of an adventure! Goblin Hobbit adventures? Gobblit?
  5. Saturnus

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    How could you forget me?!?! Especially now that I have a new name that I never used before! I'm obviously your cousin Peter Goblinstein! You must be registered for see element. Rounder gobbo asses next time! You must be registered for see element.
  6. Saturnus

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    Alorth Neko Paradise and Radiant now PLZ Then, make sequels for both.
  7. Saturnus

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    You must be registered for see element. OASIS FTW Seriously, I like it simple. Well, we all hope to see MOAR!!!! You must be registered for see element.
  8. Saturnus

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    I still have both, actually. Mainly because I haven't thrown them away yet... Open it up and find grandma's wooden dildo. Or was it grandpa's?
  9. Saturnus

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    You must be registered for see element. I like chubby girls, too. Obese or 'lard yard' is a no go. I already did that when I was black-out drunk once. NEVER AGAIN You must be registered for see element. Suspicious! You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see...
  10. Saturnus

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    LOL, found a VHS in my friend's dad's closet. It was like a mixtape of porn scenes! Had to have taken so much work to make. I almost felt bad for taking it... almost. Eww, no tasty cardboard to chew on? Gas stations in the states still sell them. Much less selection than there used to be...
  11. Saturnus

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    I was unable to celebrate. 😢 You must be registered for see element. Just because @Evil Surgeon stomped a mudhole in your ass, does not mean you have 'earth powers' Maybe you're like Compost from Fraggle Rock. A sentient pile of rotted organic matter. You must be registered for see element...
  12. Saturnus

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    You must be registered for see element. Prime Jessica Biel from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry No, you;re right. It was delicious... too delicious maybe. I didn't feel bad until later in the night. (Probably from my arteries crying about the massive amount of fat, salt and grease.) I...
  13. Saturnus

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    At least buy him some drinks! Or a nice smelling handkerchief. You must be registered for see element. I know I said this before, but it is astonishing what that guy did to his asshole. When I talked to him (shortly after the famous vids) he had been to the hospital multiple times for anus...
  14. Saturnus

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    Participate and receive our likes! You must be registered for see element. New dog across the street. Blue heeler mix that viciously barks at everything and everyone. Sounds like 25-30 dog attacks per day right now. Hope your new massive dong (or life-saving transplant) is working well for...
  15. Saturnus

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    Some of it must be mental issues, but it's also many family members. Nature and nurture, it seems. I had a Hardees pulled pork double cheeseburger a couple week ago, and just felt like crap later. Turns out, it probably has 1700 calories. One burger is a full day worth of calories. You must be...
  16. Saturnus

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    Good night unc! You must be registered for see element. Goodnight to the rest of the Lewd Crew, too You must be registered for see element.
  17. Saturnus

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    Hit #2 #7 👅 Hit all 9 after a few Jager bombs *I noticed that #2 and #7 look similar to Evangaline Lilly and Anna Torv
  18. Saturnus

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    That's probably a good rule. You must be registered for see element. I could definitely lift her. You must be registered for see element.
  19. Saturnus

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    Fuckin SpikeTV 1000 Ways to Die, UFC and Bellator, Deadliest Warrior, MXE and Tattoo shows Just some of the dumbest fun crap on TV for a while You can poop anywhere, that's easy! It's the clean up that's the real challenge. Oh man, don't give them any ideas. Well, maybe this will help...
  20. Saturnus

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    You must be registered for see element. I have neighbors behind me (mom, dad, son) that are probably 1200 lbs. (544 kg) combined. They're all big fat fucks. Everything is processed, and everyone is lazy. Also, we eat a lot more calories per meal than other countries I think. Well, somebody...
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