All is serene and the weather is fair,
Tis on eve's like this I have no care,
Woes and sorrows have all been laid bare,
And I'm not even bothered that I'm losing my hair!
That's on me. Should've remembered to keep it locked at all times. You would've got the full 5 star treatment this morning otherwise. I had half a tub of worms left over from fishing we could have found niiiiiice new homes for but no, you ran off instead. And I had freshly prepared mint sauce...
I am off to bed as I'm up early tomorrow to go and catch some fishies. I shall leave you with a message from this upstanding gentleman x
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It's my VoF - Van of Friendship. Come and have a look!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'VE CAUGHT ANOTHER, MOTHER! SOON I SHALL HAVE THAT COAT MADE OF SKIN!
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Oooh you slag!
Well it just so happens I have a hole already prepared...
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It's a little ripe, I haven't washed in 4 months.
I am very well thank you Slummy Dum Dums, for I've found my van! I'd forgotten I'd left in arse end of Lidl's car park.
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