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Enlightenment, dear chap. Enlightenment and pig-girls.- igotacumquat
- Post #19,142
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No you're right. These puns are all a bit pollocks. I can't help it though, it's in the blood. My dad used to deliver fish for a living. He'd stand in the middle of the river and shout, PUSH- igotacumquat
- Post #19,135
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First time I'm herring about these standards.. You must be registered for see element.- igotacumquat
- Post #19,131
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You must be registered for see element.You must be registered for see element. You two need to stop being so koi about this. You're more than welcome to mussel in on the action....- igotacumquat
- Post #19,122
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Just step back and mullet over, you'll sea it's marvellous fun.- igotacumquat
- Post #19,109
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RUINED MY MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must be registered for see element. *EDIT: Yaaay! @Amman saved it, just about- igotacumquat
- Post #19,100
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That is very pirate-y! I'm sure you all know this one but here goes...WHAT IS A PIRATE'S FAVOURITE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET???- igotacumquat
- Post #19,089
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Not seen it yet but it's on my to do list. I'm sure it will have you perched on the edge of your seat.- igotacumquat
- Post #19,083
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Nooooooo! You must be registered for see element. You must be registered for see element.- igotacumquat
- Post #19,073
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I'm gonna have a rudd-y marvellous weekend. In fact it couldn't be beta. I'm off down to that there London to watch the Arsenal in the opening game of the season!- igotacumquat
- Post #19,068
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Good to see you Bonk. Having you here is good for the sole.- igotacumquat
- Post #19,061
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That pun was trout of order! You should be ashamed! I jest of course, I've been breaming of day like this!- igotacumquat
- Post #19,058
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It's Friday bitches!!! What are we making puns of today? Fish? Nah, it's not really the plaice for that. OK I'll stop carping on now.- igotacumquat
- Post #19,052
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Did you ever hear the story about Zola the Greek? He was an ancient Greek hero, a warrior for the ages, much forgotten about compared to others like Heracles, Jason and Perseus. But Zola was a fierce warrior. Words of his deeds spread far and wide across the lands. These deeds caught the...- igotacumquat
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It gets worse. The bastard also hid my horse in Italian soft cheese. Apparently it's the best way to mascarpone. Just when you thought you'd seen them all, turns out there's stilton's left- igotacumquat
- Post #18,427
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I hate cheese puns. The ex missus ran off with a painter and decorater who was always cracking cheese puns. One day I came home from work to find her naked in the bedroom with him covering her with 2 different layers of paint. He Double Gloucester.- igotacumquat
- Post #18,423
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I can think of other things that are dirty if that's the type of cleaning service you provide...- igotacumquat
- Post #18,419
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I think you're doing it wrong. You've got to keep the pineapple ON the pizza, then jizz all over it, being careful not to touch the ham.- igotacumquat
- Post #18,416
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Gosh darn it! That is such a shame because you've just missed them. They flew out on Ryanair about 2 hours ago, gone on a dirty weekend to Shagaluf. They'll be back on Tuesday if you can wait that long.- igotacumquat
- Post #18,412
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I mean, I guess it's doing fine?? No-ones asked me to eat more pineapple yet at least.- igotacumquat
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