Might've been corruption of champions now that I think about it. I used to download porn apps from this shady site that I'm suprised never gave me a virus and corruption of champions definitely would've been the first that captured me.
Plain water. I quit the fancy stuff a while back and now each time I taste something else it feels different in such a way that I would rather be drinking water again.
100 percent of the time unless their personality is rancid or I feel like they are going to snake me. So evil goddesses and demons aren't contenders for the holy scepter.
Not sure what my first first porn game was but this definitely was around the one through ten range and was probably my first parody game. I remember loving it or at the very least my penis remembers loving it.