A girl and a boy squared for chess,
Both eager to prove who was best.
The bet was obscene ...
He first took her queen,
And then her, while making a mess
A cable car hung o’er a deep chasm,
Its sway caused the crowd quite a spasm.
But the couple inside,
Did not caution abide,
They 'rocked' it and fell - mid-orgasm!
Two cellmates grew close in their plight,
and shared a bunk every night.
With stories well spun,
They made prison fun…
and found being "confined' felt just right!
At parties they tell a lewd tale
Of a bartender, slender and frail,
When you ordered a cock...
-tail, she would quite shock
you and without a word get on your 'tail'!
About a little drug lord
A schoolboy sold baggies with flair,
The schoolgirls would crowd up the stair.
For he used to say:
You don't have to pay
Just 'smoke my cigar', fair is fair!
And then he would sit on a chair
The girls would get naked, right there
A blunt would be lit,
On his lap they...
She prayed with a rosary fair,
So pious, with faultless an air.
The fiend showed his face,
And tried to disgrace
her - but found himself caught in her snare.
Road trip:
A hitchhiking girl on the roam,
Took rides far away from her home.
With a wink and a sigh,
She would climb in and try,
To make sure no driver felt alone.
There once was a girl filled with dread,
Who feared someone creeping near bed.
Each night she would quiver
And feel herself shiver
When she found out, her prowler was dad!
In our class we would tightly packed sit
bodies touching, 'cause we didn't quite fit
With whispers and sighs,
And mischievous eyes,
The lesson turned hot - and we did "it"
A young girl felt poorly, oh dread,
So she lingered all day in her bed.
Her dad brought her tea,
Then grinned wickedly—
And joined her for fun there instead.
I'm back and here is something for today's theme:
There once was a club full of light,
With laser shows flashing so bright
The music would pound,
As bodies spun round,
Got naked and pounded all night