There was a pit crew with a trick
Who fixed up the cars very quick
These girls, with a grin
Would have new rubbers in
First on the car and then on your dick.
Not mine, but a classic, with gardening in it:
A naughty young lady from Tude
Was gardening, completely nude
A man came along
And if I'm not wrong
You expected this line to be rude!
A young girl, looking forlorn
Fled through a wood, clothing all torn.
She was caught by three men
Fucked again and again
But enjoyed it, for this was just porn.
Oh, correction: P4 and P5 membership are back for me. So it was likely just a glitch. Sorry for sending a false alarm.
But the fact that this site is very unreliable remains true.
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Thank you for your help. But frankly, I won't bother. It's not that I needed the old coins for anything...
Only that the old coins that I put in the vault (for safekeeping) are gone as well.
And there is one word for a site that keep going through one fundamental change after the other: unreliable.
You didn't only nuke the old LC credits I had accumulated, but also the ranks I acquired. I had P4 and P5 access. Now everything but M+ is gone, according to the shop. That is a good way to discourage participation in this site. Please restore the old ranks!
A short tale from Mario world:
Princess Peach stormed the hall in distress
All nude, sans her signature dress
She called: "Mario's in luck!
For I really need a ... save!"
But was told: "He's in another princess!"
There once was a daughter who'd say:
"Please tuck me in, dad, every day!"
He'd tuck her in deep
Until she fell asleep
But switched t for f, that was his way.
Once upon a time there was a tavern
Where we used to share a girl or two
Remember how we fucked away the hours
And think of all the lewd things we would do
Those were the days, my friend
We hoped they'd never end
We would corrupt some new girls every day
We'd make each girl we choose
Her...
The photographer said: "I adore
young models and always want more!"
In silk she would pose,
As heat in him rose,
Then he took his 'shot' right into her 'core'!