Look, we have a Diogenes over here. Throw away your last bowl and drink out of the puddles like the dog you are.Finally become homeless.
Strangely, I’m stuck in bureaucracy
You seem surprisingly calm about all this. Do you have someplace to go?Finally become homeless.
Strangely, I’m stuck in bureaucracy
The heck, Twig? You don’t call someone who might go homeless a dog. Was that an attempt at humor?Look, we have a Diogenes over here. Throw away your last bowl and drink out of the puddles like the dog you are.
Step 1: Read the biography of Diogenes of SinopeThe heck, Twig? You don’t call someone who might go homeless a dog. Was that an attempt at humor?![]()
Really? Alright, I’m not well-versed in philosophy or philosopher bios. My bad. But do you think @UwUKanji is just memeing about Diogenes and not actually becoming homeless?Step 1: Read the biography of Diogenes of Sinope
Step 2: Read between the lines
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Have a nice laugh.
Both is absolutely possible. But he does seem to be more concerned about the bureaucrazy than the homelesness.Really? Alright, I’m not well-versed in philosophy or philosopher bios. My bad. But do you think @UwUKanji is just memeing about Diogenes and not actually becoming homeless?
I don’t know Diogenes, but if someone has a wet dream about a random drinking from a puddles, I’m not going to stop them.Really? Alright, I’m not well-versed in philosophy or philosopher bios. My bad. But do you think @UwUKanji is just memeing about Diogenes and not actually becoming homeless?
Sounds like California.I don’t know Diogenes, but if someone has a wet dream about a random drinking from a puddles, I’m not going to stop them.
Regarding my situation, live is good, living in my car has been the best decision of 2025. Now, I’m just fighting bureaucracy to have in the city record that I’m living in my car.
I like the idea of living in a car too, but specifically an SUV. Is your car that type, or just an average car? How do you handle heating? It’s winter right now. I can’t imagine you’d be too warm.I don’t know Diogenes, but if someone has a wet dream about a random drinking from a puddles, I’m not going to stop them.
Regarding my situation, live is good, living in my car has been the best decision of 2025. Now, I’m just fighting bureaucracy to have in the city record that I’m living in my car.
Speaking about living out of the car. When my old buddy, the W210 E-Class Wagon was still running, I often took roadtrips to friends and slept in my car, instead in their guest rooms or couches. It was my late after scout adventure. My rolling fortress with tinted glasses.I like the idea of living in a car too, but specifically an SUV. Is your car that type, or just an average car? How do you handle heating? It’s winter right now. I can’t imagine you’d be too warm.
Where do you usually park your car? And do you worry about it being broken into? I really hope you’re safe and sound, dude.
Why? I imagined sleeping on a bed would be way comfier. Your knees must have been killing you, even if you could recline your seat a bit, unless you were able to stretch them out. Or did you sleep sideways with your knees tucked in?Speaking about living out of the car. When my old buddy, the W210 E-Class Wagon was still running, I often took roadtrips to friends and slept in my car, instead in their guest rooms or couches. It was my late after scout adventure. My rolling fortress with tinted glasses.
Shitty average tiny car. For heat, a good quilt and blanket.I like the idea of living in a car too, but specifically an SUV. Is your car that type, or just an average car? How do you handle heating? It’s winter right now. I can’t imagine you’d be too warm.
Where do you usually park your car? And do you worry about it being broken into? I really hope you’re safe and sound, dude.
The old and blind rust bucket had a trunk up to 210cm in length. It was a driving coffin, where two people had more than enough room to lie down.Why? I’d imagine sleeping on a proper bed would be way comfier. Your knees must be killing you, even if you can recline your seat a bit, unless you’re able to stretch them out. Or do you sleep sideways with your knees tucked in?
You have a youthful spirit, do people ever tell you that? I chuckled at that playful description. Of course, it also depends on your age; if you’re young, it makes sense that your mind would feel young too.My rolling fortress with tinted glasses.
That’s wide. Sounds like you’ve got some good memories with it.The old and blind rust bucket had a trunk up to 210cm in length. It was a driving coffin, where two people had more than enough room to lie down.
People tell me exactly the opposite. I look grumpy for them, like someone that wouldn't care and wants to be left alone.You have a youthful spirit, do people ever tell you that? I chuckled at that playful description. Of course, it also depends on your age; if you’re young, it makes sense that your mind would feel young too.
Oh you horny bastardHmm, wait a minute… that also means it’s wide enough for… you know. Damn, it must’ve been soaked through with… well, love juice
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It’s a real thing. They call it “resting bitch face.” I have one too.People tell me exactly the opposite. I look grumpy for them, like someone that wouldn't care and wants to be left alone.
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One story was, after I walked home from a disco night, I asked a group of young goth teenagers for a lighter.
"This is a robbery.. on your lighter"
One girl immediately started crying, both guys frantically started to search their pockets. I had to calm them down.
It was just a joke..
It was a horrible experience.
Maybe don't tell them you like drinking from puddleGirls somehow don't get instantly wet
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