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What would happen, when people run out of stupid questions, to create a Thread here?

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there will all ways be stupid people with intelligent questions and intelligent people with stupid questions... don't worry...
 
𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 raulduke138!

To be precise, there were actually two questions:

1. "In a place like this, are there stupid questions or just off topic ones?"
One does not exclude the other, so both are possible and indeed the case here, but I'm sure you've already figured that out for yourself.

2. "Wait, that was a stupid thing to ask, huh?"
Too late, I've already taken the bait.

"I don't know enough to know what's stupid here."
This could even be understood as a third option if the punctuation were different.



That's what it says on the first page of this thread.

It's a shame you didn't put as much effort into reading as the guys here did into writing.
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We call that backreading, and there's a true master of it here.
If you carefully work your way through our forum, you will eventually come across him, which is why I am not revealing his name.

A small hint from me:
He looks quite freaky with his blonde wig and red lipstick.
At first glance, you might think he eats small children for breakfast, but in reality he has a heart of gold.


Good luck with your search and enjoy reading! ;)

Slumdum!? Yes!

and yeah, I need to lurk more.

Thanks for the thought out reply!

Shaun The Sheep Movie Ok GIF
 
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there will all ways be stupid people with intelligent questions and intelligent people with stupid questions... don't worry...

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄, jim62!

WHAT...???

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I'm just worried about you.
I would have expected that kind of response from your brother Luigi, but not from you!!!

Is there a gas leak, or is smoking weed now legal in Italy too?
Whatever it is, it's not good for you.

Stop it immediately before you cause yourself even more harm and continue spouting such nonsense.

If you refuse and disregard my well-intentioned advice, I will unfortunately be forced to take other measures and punish you!
And don't say afterwards that I didn't warn you.
 

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Slumdum!? Yes!

and yeah, I need to lurk more.

Thanks for the thought out reply!

Shaun The Sheep Movie Ok GIF

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 BACK, raulduke138!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Yes....Slumdum! 𝔾𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝔹𝕆𝕐
For this you get 100 Points. (not Coins!)

And a small special prize:

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Thank you for your feedback and this lovely compliment, Thank you!

It was a pleasure to welcome you to my thread.
Maybe we can do it again sometime.
Just drop by whenever you feel like it.

See you later!
 

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For those wanting to see that thread/future of gaming

Mirage2 ai that auto create'splayable games

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Back, jkj34!

A little self-promotion never hurts, and who knows that better than me,... You!

Thank you for saving us the effort and time of having to embark on this arduous and dangerous search ourselves.
Who knows if we would have all weathered it unscathed, healthy, and, above all, alive.

As grateful as I am to you, I nevertheless have the sad duty of informing you, that providing advertising space involves costs.
So I have to pass these expenses on to my tenants.

This means, that your monthly recurring payments, including ancillary costs and taxes, amount to, say, 1.000.000 LCCs.
The above amount is payable no later than the third day of each month and should be transferred to my account at LC Bank.

This contract is legally valid even without a signature and does not require the tenant's consent.
This rental agreement is not, I repeat, not terminable and does not end with the death of one or more of the contracting parties involved.

Thank you for placing your trust in my institution.
Here's to a long, trusting, and happy partnership.

Yours sincerely, your rip-off friend Peter!
 
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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Back jkj34!

A little self-promotion never hurts, and who knows that better than me,... You!

Thank you for saving us the effort and time of having to embark on this arduous and dangerous search ourselves.
Who knows if we would have all weathered it unscathed, healthy, and, above all, alive.

As grateful as I am to you, I nevertheless have the sad duty of informing you, that providing advertising space involves costs.
So I have to pass these expenses on to my tenants.

This means, that your monthly recurring payments, including ancillary costs and taxes, amount to, say, 1.000.000 LCCs.
The above amount is payable no later than the third day of each month and should be transferred to my account at LC Bank.

This contract is legally valid even without a signature and does not require the tenant's consent.
This rental agreement is not, I repeat, not terminable and does not end with the death of one or more of the contracting parties involved.

Thank you for placing your trust in my institution.
Here's to a long, trusting, and happy partnership.

Yours sincerely, your rip-off friend Peter!

Sounds cheaper than traveling to eagle land

And i got abut of LC coin but not that much ha ha
 
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Sounds cheaper than traveling to eagle land

That's a bargain price.
And it's safer, unless you try to wriggle out of paying or cheat me!

And i got abut of LC coin but not that much ha ha

You can get credit from me.
I know where your threads are now, you don't want them to have an “accident”, do you?!?

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And you definitely don't want to run into one of my debt collectors either!
 

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Is that all?
Just a damn fucking single "NO"!!!
Is that all you can do?

You were lucky to post that in response to “spiritism”'s question and not to mine, which is:

"What would happen, when people run out of stupid questions, to create a Thread here?"

Let's see if you can come up with something better than “NO” (a little suggestion from me: “No” is not an acceptable answer anyway).
So, let's get this wild ride started
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, let's hear it!

Bake sale.
 
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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Back Mr. Setzer!

Bake sale.

No, sorry, that answer is wrong again.
That's not even close!

But I'll play along.

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That'll be $5, please.


Last warning before punishment begins !!!

The question remains:

"What would happen, when people run out of stupid questions, to create a Thread here?"
 

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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Back Mr. Setzer!



No, sorry, that answer is wrong again.
That's not even close!

But I'll play along.

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That'll be $5, please.


Last warning before punishment begins !!!

The question remains:

"What would happen, when people run out of stupid questions, to create a Thread here?"

Wrong type of baking.
 
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Wrong type of baking.

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Back (for the penultimate time) Mr. Setzer!

That's the wrong answer to my question again !!!!!!!

Something seems to be blocking your synapses.
I hope for your sake, that it's not something illegal.
But in this situation, questioning my baking skills or criticizing my craftsmanship seems more than inappropriate given the situation you find yourself in.

I would be interested to know what you mean by that and what the “right type” would be, but the time for "small talk" is over.
(Perhaps I can find this information in your farewell letter.)

Now you've done it,... your long ride on the rocket ends here.
It pains me deeply, but you wanted it this way and you've driven me into a situation that is hopeless for --> You <--.

Believe me, I don't (of course) want to do this, but I have to.
Now await your harsh but fair punishment!!!


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Now you see what happen to unruly minions like -->You<--.
If they think they can challenge their master (that's me) instead of showing him the respect he has earned and forced worked so hard for.

Now go,... KFC is always looking for new “employees.”
I'll be there in half an hour, We I will see us you (one last time) there again.

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In a bucket!!! Ha Ha Ha...

PS:
(Now I'm really hungry... Damn it!...Siri!..., where's the nearest KFC Store?)
 

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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Nightmare 442!

That can never happen there is always stupid questions to ask:ROFLMAO:

Your answer can really ruin someone's day, when they've just gotten up and believe, that the world has turned into a better place overnight! 😭

But what the heck... maybe tomorrow!?!

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Hope dies last!
 

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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 jim62!

WHAT...???
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I'm just worried about you.
I would have expected that kind of response from your brother Luigi, but not from you!!!

Is there a gas leak, or is smoking weed now legal in Italy too?
Whatever it is, it's not good for you.

Stop it immediately before you cause yourself even more harm and continue spouting such nonsense.

If you refuse and disregard my well-intentioned advice, I will unfortunately be forced to take other measures and punish you!
And don't say afterwards that I didn't warn you.

Okay say it differently: Don't Worry Be Happy, luck is always with the stupid, there will always be lucky people with stupid question....

Or stupid answers like yours.... But bring it on....
 
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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 DarkReficul!

What would happen, when people run out of stupid questions, to create a Thread here?​


WE POST MEMES!!! :ROFLMAO:
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You've been here for 7 months and this is your first post ever, and then something like this, in this/my thread,... really???
You can't be serious... can you???

In seven whole fucking months, that means, you had 213 damn days to choose a nice, pleasant, good-looking, funny or non-offensive meme, that fits the topic.
And you take that, I can't even look at it because it hurts my eyes, it burns like fire.
I almost wish I were blind, but what isn't yet may still happen, and I hope it happens soon!

I know taste is subjective, you can argue about it, but not with me.

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You think that “thing” is funny, but I don't?!

No "Thank you" for your effort from my, Sorry.
Maybe next time with better/more appropriate content?!

In case my wish doesn't come true after all:
See you.
 

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You think that “thing” is funny, but I don't?!

No "Thank you" for your effort from my, Sorry.
Maybe next time with better/more appropriate content?!
Dude... it's just a comment... it's not the end of the world.
It was meant just to be a bad joke.

I created this account a while ago, but I'm only recently starting to use it...
But I won't deny that you're right. I shouldn't have started with such inappropriate nonsense.

So, I'm sorry for the trouble.
 
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Okay say it differently: Don't Worry Be Happy, luck is always with the stupid, there will always be lucky people with stupid question....

Or stupid answers like yours.... But bring it on....
there will all ways be stupid people with intelligent questions and intelligent people with stupid questions... don't worry...

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Back jim62 (Mario)!

Conversely, this means that even though I give stupid answers, I am an intelligent but unlucky person, but I don't need to worry about that and can be Happy, is that right?

Please correct me if I'm wrong again!
 
Dude... it's just a comment... it's not the end of the world.
It was meant just to be a bad joke.

I created this account a while ago, but I'm only recently starting to use it...
But I won't deny that you're right. I shouldn't have started with such inappropriate nonsense.

So, I'm sorry for the trouble.
I'm curious what was posted now haha
 
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Dude... it's just a comment... it's not the end of the world.
It was meant just to be a bad joke.

I created this account a while ago, but I'm only recently starting to use it...
But I won't deny that you're right. I shouldn't have started with such inappropriate nonsense.

So, I'm sorry for the trouble.

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Back DarkReficul!

Ok..Dude..

1. Welcome back to Lewd Corner from my side!

2. I'll give you a few tips to help you find your way around here better and faster.

- If you would like to introduce yourself and need tips or help, you can do so here:

Introduction

- If you want to farm coins quickly, you can do so here:

Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

• Read the rules! (Hold them up)
• Talk to everyone. (Be nice but not a pussy)
• Step inn every conversation. (Even if you are not interested)
• Like everything that comes to you! (Even if you don't like it; Give a little - Take a little)
• Don't forget your bank account! (Earn money while sleeping)

3. Be a little more careful about what and where you post.

- Shit posts are not welcome anywhere; no one finds it funny when others litter the threads.
- Learn what spam posts are and what they are not.
- Not everything is allowed everywhere and is limited to certain areas.

First, take a look around and learn how things work here before you start posting, or you could get into even more trouble than just my shot.

Thank you for your apology and your openness.

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I really appreciate it!
 

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