discussion What are you asking Santa for this year?

[badplottwist]

Are you on the naughty or nice list?

 

[AlBetGam]

What are you asking Santa for this year?

Same thing I ask for every year: proof of existence.

Are you on the naughty or nice list?

Well... I'm on this site so...

 

[badplottwist]

Same thing I ask for every year: proof of existence.

Well... I'm on this site so...

Santa's or yours?

 

[Loliholic]

...stay out of my games and dont touch my girls or you end in your sack...

 

[Arqoi]

Tomboys. What else?

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[AlBetGam]

Santa's or yours?

The former but I guess if he delivered the latter it would prove the former as well. So I'll go with "either or both".

 

[badplottwist]

Tomboys. What else?

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Very cute!

...stay out of my games and dont touch my girls or you end in your sack...

Naughty list it is.

The former but I guess if he delivered the latter it would prove the former as well. So I'll go with "either or both".

I guess it will make your year if Santa puts a mirror under your tree.

 

[Loliholic]

Naughty list it is.

What? I'm an angel...according to some girls i'm even godlike with my tongue ^^
I'm just not interested in gettin anything from a fat dudes sack...

 

[LewdSardin]

Are you on the naughty or nice list?

I just ordered this:

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[IFF01]

Faster updates

 

[duckydoodoo]

is mrs claus an option? id just steal her myself, but my reindeer not only dont know how to fly but they are assholes

 

[User_111574]

Nothing. I don't celebrate Christmas, our country's main winter holiday is New Year's Eve. And we do without St. Nicholas of Lycia, we have a different character - Father Frost.

 

[AlBetGam]

I guess it will make your year if Santa puts a mirror under your tree.

How do I know the guy in the mirror isn't an illusion? Maybe the mirror's actually a cleverly disguised video screen. Or maybe expect to see my face so hard I see it psychosomatically. Sorry, just cause you show me a mirror doesn't mean I'm real.

On the other hand the overnight insertion of a tree into my tree-less house would probably be a fairly strong argument in favor of Santa's presence.

 

[wintercoat]

I am firmly on the naughty list, but considering the fat bastard owes me, I think I get to be selfish and demand something. Like a large sum of cash. Million or so seems reasonable. Either that or a nympho goth gf/femboy. Either works.

 

[fernandotorres]

I'd ask him why God didn't want me to win the lottery and wonder if he knew. If he did, I'd bribe him and hope to win the lottery. Then I'd jointly buy an island in Asia and stock it with Loli according to our own rules. I'd rent it out to customers at exorbitant prices and get richer and richer, and I'd stop thinking about sex and move on to other things and maybe change the world for the better. Santa, fuck your mother. You're the reason humanity is the way it is.

 

[SquirrelMonkey]

Two french hens

 

[dweeb213]

i hope he gives me a goth wolfie cut baddie

 

[WigglyWorld84]

I want a Hippopotamus

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I should write a song about it

 

[badplottwist]

Two french hens

I can either do 3 French hens or 2 turtledoves.

 

[MasterShifufff]

100% on the naughty list